BTW brilliant idea sending to the rookies during the lockout.
Similar to players just drafted into the Majors but not in the Minors yet. I'm not brave enough to send to addresses I find in the white pages unless I can find the player's name though.
Might also do some searching for players' parents' names if I get lost that would really help.
If you put “the” and “IRS” together, it spells “theirs”.