I can't believe it took 15 posts for someone to mention this.
GET OUT MORE YOU NERDS!!! If cards are before girls in your mind then it's time to step AWAY from the keyboard!
Originally Posted by bboi30
Low prices, all women owners with a card shop name of: the naked lady
, where they are always topless, and beer with a big screen to watch a game & bust wax at the same time, & a rompa room in the back so me and the owner can be in cahoots & I can pound out a discount.
The Deflategate truthers are like one of those doomsday cults that declare the world is going to end at a certain date and time, and when it doesn’t, they just say “Whoops! We were slightly off in our math,” and then just pick another date.
Also, David Ortiz thinks he is bigger than the game.