Originally Posted by solt0131
Sooo sorry. How about this then:
How to fix the Pens:
1) Replace Bylsma with a more disciplinary coach.
2) Replace Paul Martin with Bryan Allen.
3) Insert Joe Morrow into the starting lineup for Niskanen.
4) Don't resign Asham because he hurts more than he helps.
5) Bring in a solid, gritty checker for the 4th line.
6) Focus on playing hockey instead of playing stupid.
The Deflategate truthers are like one of those doomsday cults that declare the world is going to end at a certain date and time, and when it doesn’t, they just say “Whoops! We were slightly off in our math,” and then just pick another date.