I'd be in for a couple hit break. You could do random hit instead of draft and make each box's base and parallel be one slot.
slot 1: hit
slot 2: hit
slot 3: hit
slot 4: hit
slot 5: base and parallels
and so on.
Kind of like Marino's Sportkings breaks. Hit drafts for me are getting old.
Still waiting on an Odell/Landry dual auto from Topps
Maybe you can take some time to learn about the rules of football since your judgement won't be clouded by your favorite team