I'm in the same situation as you. The mrs doesn't want me gambling away our trip money at the bar and won't let me order it on tv so I'm stuck as well. Hopefully someone will help us out!
Firstrowsports might work. Not sure if it shows UFC though. I know it gets WWE (that's where I watch the ppv's) but am not too sure about UFC. Worth a shot though, right? I'll be checking it out once the prelims end.
I will leave my signature the same until the Toronto Maple Leafs miss the Stanley Cup playoffs. In short, I will never change my signature.