Originally Posted by ilovethelakings
Although I really like the ideas my teammates came up with, I am going to go out on a limb and go with the following:
Snickers with Jack Daniel's flavored nougat
Snickers is all grown up, and it's brought a friend.
The candy would be the same with the exception of the flavored nougat, so it wouldn't be to difficult to change the already existing product. It would be a non-alcoholic candy along the same line as other Jack Daniel's flavored products, such as pulled pork and bbq sauce. I could see it being a product that is offered for a very limited amount of time with a relatively small quantity made to test the market.
Oh Captain, my Captain! Thou have saved our bacon with this boffo idea!
"I don't have time for this sh*t, kid."
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Join me in boycotting all Poopnini products!