Need the theater-movie voiceover guy (you know the one) to lead off the clip with: "In a world...ravaged by zombies...one man..has declared WORLD WAR Z!" Jump cut to hero character chainsawing zombie in half while in full-throat scream... then?
"I don't have time for this sh*t, kid."
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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