Originally Posted by houdini
Who is excited about this break?
Not me; I hate cards and sports. I'm only here because my family was kidnapped and I'm told in order to get them back safely I must "get some Brice Harpers." After research, I found that Brice Harpers is a baseball man and the only way to acquire plural Harperses (Harpi?) would be in the form of small cardboard photographs of him, so I join every group break in hopes of landing the number one spot in order to fulfill their orders.
It's a Thursday on a really slow week, I apologize.