I lean towards chewy.
I hate getting bacon (mostly at restaurants) that crumbles like peanut brittle.
Thick bacon is a great remedy for preventing overly crispy bacon. It's too easy to overcook thinly cut bacon.
If you put “the” and “IRS” together, it spells “theirs”.
Money Spent on Wax (Feb. 2014) - $85
Return on Investment - $20 (-76.5%)