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Old 10-20-2012, 01:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by brandonlec View Post
I'd love an autographed Boston Celtics base card from you.

That way when flucking Paul Pierce takes a terrible shot when there is someone clearly open and waving their hands, I could have something to fling into the wall!!
And everytime Kevin Garnett MESSES UP A GORGEOUS PASS OR ALLEY OOP FROM RONDO, I can just sidearm this item into the nearest wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
AND EVERYTIME RONDO PISSES ME THE FLUCK OFF WITH HIS SORRY 23.6 FREE THROW PERCENTAGE, I CAN THROW THIS CARD INTO THE WALL AND JUST BEND IT'S CORNERS AND JUST BEAT THE LIVING SHIP OUTTA IT LIKE I WANT TO DO WITH SOME OF THE BOSTON CELTIC PLAYERS SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then after these dumbies are done for the season, I'd show a before and after photo for the Blowout forum to see.

And that is why I'd want this autographed Boston Celtics base card.
It would be my Anger Management possession

-Brandon
you got my vote!
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