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Old 10-25-2012, 09:07 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Parkway is a thorough fare, Drive way is the entrance from a drive

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Because Ph was how F was spelled in English. F was a french and german used letter

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Because it is a state and they are Inter-state, federally funded roads

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Sand blasting, Teflon primer then heat

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

because blind people get rides to the ATM..they dont just wonder around till they bump into one

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
PANTY is the word It is the shortening of Pantaloon,which was what Womens under garments were called. Panties would be more than 1 panty

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
To mop and restock


To the OP

Because it is tossed softly in comparison to a throw
You've just taken all of the joy out of listening to Steven Wright

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