Originally Posted by fullmetal
I didn't expect to make anyone laugh. Have you calmed down yet?
Explained: Deep-fired turkey is traditional in many places. Though some had never heard of it until the early 2000s when Martha Stinkbag made a big deal about it.
I have never, ever heard of anyone deep-frying a turkey for Thanksgiving...it's not something us New Englander's do...
The Deflategate truthers are like one of those doomsday cults that declare the world is going to end at a certain date and time, and when it doesn’t, they just say “Whoops! We were slightly off in our math,” and then just pick another date.
Also, David Ortiz thinks he is bigger than the game.