Originally Posted by fullmetal
I didn't expect to make anyone laugh. Have you calmed down yet?
Explained: Deep-fired turkey is traditional in many places. Though some had never heard of it until the early 2000s when Martha Stinkbag made a big deal about it.
I have never, ever heard of anyone deep-frying a turkey for Thanksgiving...it's not something us New Englander's do...
The Deflategate truthers are like one of those doomsday cults that declare the world is going to end at a certain date and time, and when it doesn’t, they just say “Whoops! We were slightly off in our math,” and then just pick another date.