[gunshowboy]

froze my marbles off at a soccer game, oh wait two soccer games, oh feck me in my HAIKU its a jamboree. oh wait its $5 to get in, well what if i only have 3... do you take pp? or a check? visa? stamps? back massage? handjob?

my daughter is gonna whoop your aspirin top for making me use her college money to get into a damn soccer game you feable trash talking gambit... oh sorry mom didnt recognize you with the hat.

soccer soccer i wanna fock' er *BOINK*

random tidbits from a two brain skit

btw i dont know you nor do i think ive ever dealt with you but i do like you, no homo tho.