This one's even scarier! There's two bids on it!
Hostess Twinkie Uneaten Collector Grade | eBay
Love the line in the description: Will not accept food stamps for payment.
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game--the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us." -Walt Whitman