On a semi-serious note (if you can actually be serious about Twinkies), if you guys are actually looking for them and can't find them at any grocery stores or like Target/Walmart, try gas stations. They won't have the boxes of them, but will have the two packs, almost every one I went to today had some left.
PC: Carolina Panthers and University of Arizona players, especially in UofA uniform
Jonathan Stewart PC: http://sportscardalbum.com/u/zonacats8/a/jonathan-stewart-pc
Star Lotulelei PC: http://sportscardalbum.com/u/zonacats8/a/star-lotulelei-pc