Could you only imagine him getting laughed out of court?
But Your Honor, a guy on a message board said he watched Law and Order and his screen name was PaytonsJockStrap. Seemed legit. Wait...why are you laughing judge?
Bury me alive, bury me with pride
Bury me with berries, that forbidden fruit and cherry wine
Thank you berry much, but tonight's my night and I'm Barry Bonds
Swingin' for the fences, barbaric Kendrick in idle time