Jays, you're screwed. You need 2,500 people to respond "Luck" before one more person clicks "Wilson". Maybe you should edit your post and say you meant 5 to 1, not 500...?
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game--the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us." -Walt Whitman