migraine (aka my BFFFSF = best friend forever from san francisco) is a HUGE Niners fan...likes to cruise around, talk it up about games, pick up chicks and make a bunch of us laugh at his undeniable wit. His delivery may be as dry as the Sahara, but dude is funny as hell. Oh, one other thing he doesn't do is bitch, which there seems to be way too much of around here lately. And as OP mentioned, he is a master with the emoticons.
I collect the following players: Yoan Moncada, Rafael Devers, Andrew Benintendi, Michael Kopech, Anderson Espinoza, Xander Bogaerts, Blake Swihart, Jackie Bradley Jr, Mookie Betts & Henry Owens. Please contact me if you have any FOR SALE.