migraine (aka my BFFFSF = best friend forever from san francisco) is a HUGE Niners fan...likes to cruise around, talk it up about games, pick up chicks and make a bunch of us laugh at his undeniable wit. His delivery may be as dry as the Sahara, but dude is funny as hell. Oh, one other thing he doesn't do is bitch, which there seems to be way too much of around here lately. And as OP mentioned, he is a master with the emoticons.
PC interests right now include 2014 Bowman Chrome autos of Manuel Margot, Raimel Tapia and Austin Wilson.