So, if my math is right, this is like 3 times in 9 months? Dude, we gotta get you some help! Man was not meant to live without the pooty for that long.
Ever thought of taking her to a hotel for the night? Just surprise her, take her out, maybe have some lingerie in the room. You'll get more in one night than you did in all of 2012!
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game--the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us." -Walt Whitman