So, if my math is right, this is like 3 times in 9 months? Dude, we gotta get you some help! Man was not meant to live without the pooty for that long.
Ever thought of taking her to a hotel for the night? Just surprise her, take her out, maybe have some lingerie in the room. You'll get more in one night than you did in all of 2012!
Collecting Steve Garvey... Because I have to