You should build a time machine, go back to 2001 and sell that for big money.
Seriously though, nice card and it's always nice too see cards like this.
"I can't drive, so I'm gonna walk all over you!"
"I'm going to make you feel punch drunk!"
"I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared!"
"After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha, ha, ha!"