Originally Posted by ryan_cards
This thread should be made a book. Sell it. Money goes to those who lost cards.
If they really even did lose their cards...they could have been in on it
FBI profile on death2redemptions from an anonymous E-Bay member:
Unemployed 30-40 year old white suburban window licker who hasn't been laid in years but makes up for in compulsive masturbation. Addictive personality who may have just quit drugs and substitutes with wax and internet chat forums. Antisocial behavior in which he rarely leaves the house to socialize. Financially still supported by his parents. Total loser.