What would your jersey number be? and why? I suppose I'd take 31 because that was Maddux's number.
What sport/position would you play? Baseball and I'd play SS
What would your nickname be? My nickname in real life has always been "Sarge" so I suppose I would keep that one.
What would you do after your athletic career is over? With all the money I made from juicing up my entire career I suppose I'd spend my days getting loaded
Would you be faithful to the team that drafted you, or would you want to play for the team that you root for now? I'd want to play for the Braves, the team I root for
You just won the championship game. What are you going to do now? Flaunt my fame and go date supermodels and hang out with celebrities
Ahh guys, you had a thread with some great potential. Now it's degraded to the fake homo blather again. I'm out... see you idiots again in 6 months when I forget how terrible the OT section is. -Tyler
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