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Old 04-26-2013, 01:19 PM   #399 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ToppsCollector1 View Post
Day Number 9

I have nothing more to say
Day 10

Recipe for easy Imprisonment

1: Commit Crime
2: Stay in location until someone notices crime is committed
3: Call the police and tell them you committed a crime
4: wait for them to show up
5: Run up to them and get in the car
6: Tell them to take you to jail
7: Get thrown in a jail cell

So easy Haiku can do it....
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