Originally Posted by 220sports
I would if he'd eat it!!
Then give him some candy and let him ride a sugar high!
FBI profile on death2redemptions from an anonymous E-Bay member:
Unemployed 30-40 year old white suburban window licker who hasn't been laid in years but makes up for in compulsive masturbation. Addictive personality who may have just quit drugs and substitutes with wax and internet chat forums. Antisocial behavior in which he rarely leaves the house to socialize. Financially still supported by his parents. Total loser.