I read this and ask myself, "Are my fellow board-mates on crack?" Why can't you handle this without the Blowout mods? Do they need to change your diaper and wipe your behind too?
“Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you.”