Alright, that's it. Shut this bad boy down. I was just looking for someone to post something epic. Not play on my sympathies, or be clever. Just someone to bring something to the table that I had never seen before.
It didn't happen. Thanks to anyone who tried.
I'm going to go back through the thread and I will pick one person that I will send the original prize of ten bucks to, in the interest of fairness.