Kofi Kingston really deserves to be released. He'd do great elsewhere, but he's being wasted in WWE. Aside from providing the exact same spot in the past couple of Royal Rumbles and being in a tag team with Evan Bourne (which I only know because of Bourne's drug suspensions), I couldn't tell you a thing he's done. I know he's won some lower-tier titles, though I have no idea which ones or how long he held them for.
I will leave my signature the same until the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. In short, I will never change my signature.