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Says you should invest in players that like turtles.
Players that like turtles grow up to be all stars. I'll give you details on the secret later when I have energy. |
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My father was raised in Cuba by a pack of wolves until he was 23, and later discovered Jose Canseco in a cardboard box next to a whore house in Pinar Del Rio.
Absolute worst case of blackheads and skin flaking he'd ever seen in a 7 year old. It was at that point he knew: he'd discovered a star. |
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Just what my sources tell me, could be wrong.
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But my dad performed a baptism on Dickie Thon right before 'Nam war, so I'm 99% sure he knows what he's talking about. |
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What about that young and upcoming second baseman with no arms? I heard he has incredible speed although he doesn't have a great batting average and sucks at fielding.
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If it is any consolation, I ignored the Death2redemptions tard months ago. he gets sad and starts lashing out and trying to hurt people....he doesn't troll, he just likes to lash out as if the internet was a real thing and hopes his words hurt....people like that are a waste of time ~ Gibberish |
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Unfortunately, no oily t-zone: no care. |
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Possibly a Hall Of Famer, I'm gonna try and sign him before anybody else catches on!
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If it is any consolation, I ignored the Death2redemptions tard months ago. he gets sad and starts lashing out and trying to hurt people....he doesn't troll, he just likes to lash out as if the internet was a real thing and hopes his words hurt....people like that are a waste of time ~ Gibberish |
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My dad's jaw literally just dropped.
He'd love to track him down and hand him a bat and see what he can do. (with no other people within a 50 foot radius in a locked room, for obvious public safety concerns) Any leads or info? |
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Too late, HE'S MINE! I offered him a contract for 50 years worth one hundred million shares of Enron stock, and he quickly accepted. The Montreal Expos have a new star!
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