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Old 08-11-2012, 01:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Comedian Going Crazy on Team USA [Funny Stuff]

Michael Blackson Goes Off At USA Basketball Team For Beating Team Nigeria By 83 Points - TooSexyJah.com!

Some funny bits and pieces.
Dirty Language so make sure you have your parents permission to watch kiddies.
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got to 35 seconds and closed it.

that's not comedy, that's stupidity with a camera
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he's the crazy ass Jamaican guy in next friday who flips sh!t in Pinkys
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Not to shoot you down for this, but I don't find this funny at all. This guy isn't a comedian, his best 'joke' isn't even funny? He relies on his spastic behavior to enhance the unfunny punchlines. There is no intelligence to his 'comedy'

I don't get how the world works, and guys like this can even exist and survive doing a job they're not even good at?
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Not to shoot you down for this, but I don't find this funny at all. This guy isn't a comedian, his best 'joke' isn't even funny? He relies on his spastic behavior to enhance the unfunny punchlines. There is no intelligence to his 'comedy'

I don't get how the world works, and guys like this can even exist and survive doing a job they're not even good at?
It's cool, I thought some bits and pieces were funny, Maybe I'm just weird
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It's cool, I thought some bits and pieces were funny, Maybe I'm just weird
Haha, no I can see how it would be funny.

I'm just very big into the comedy scene, and a minute in I could see this guy was just recycling jokes he heard/saw on the internet already.
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Haha, no I can see how it would be funny.

I'm just very big into the comedy scene, and a minute in I could see this guy was just recycling jokes he heard/saw on the internet already.
Me too, I'm huge fan of stand up and he is usually pretty funny. He killed it on Shaq's all star and I though he had few funny lines here.
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Decided to give it a full chance and watched the whole thing.


yeah, absolutely nothing funny about. no idea how anyone could possibly laugh at this to be honest, no offense to those that do
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Decided to give it a full chance and watched the whole thing.


yeah, absolutely nothing funny about. no idea how anyone could possibly laugh at this to be honest, no offense to those that do
That's perfectly reasonable,We all have different sense of Humor.
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The Westbrook, Durant, Anthony Davis, and CP3 bits were pretty funny.
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I believe my IQ dropped watching the first ten seconds.
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lol lighten up guys, it was ok, not that funny
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lol lighten up guys, it was ok, not that funny
If watching a handicapped kid suffer is funny, then I agree the 'comedy' was funny.

I love good stand-up. That was terrible.
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Fullmetal reminds me of statler and waldorf.
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Fullmetal reminds me of statler and waldorf.
Fraser reminds me of the short guys in the gym who lift to increase muscle mass of one muscle group in order to compensate for their short stature.

I wish I were cool like him.

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I'm in good shape therefor I must be compensating for _____.

That makes sense. Or it could be that my job is physically demanding so I stay in good shape so I don't injure myself or others. It's also healthy, if you weren't already aware.

What a fat baby.
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I'm in good shape therefor I must be compensating for _____.

That makes sense. Or it could be that my job is physically demanding so I stay in good shape so I don't injure myself or others. It's also healthy, if you weren't already aware.

What a fat baby.
We call it 'Little Man Syndrome'. 5' guys with shoulders of a powerlifter and nothing else. All too common at any gym. Look in the mirror. You'll see what I'm talking about. Oh, you show the mirror to everyone.
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You realize I'm far from a powerlifter? No, you probably dont.

There is a major difference in lifting to increase size and lifting for physical conditioning purposes. Leave it to fullmetal to take a positive and flip it around as a negative. Shocking, with that glowing personality of yours.
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Never said you were a powerlifter. The shoulder comment was generic, not directed at you. You knew that right? I competitively lifted when I was younger. I've run a gym. I've seen plenty of little guy syndrome.

I was pointing to your vanity. Keep working. One day, one day.

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I thought the comedian was alright, but fraser and fullmetal have actually both said funnier things than the comedian, lol
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Lol. Little man syndrome.
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I thought the comedian was alright, but fraser and fullmetal have actually both said funnier things than the comedian, lol
Glad we could entertain someone.

Fullmetal ---> 5'9" 160. About average, really.

By all means please continue the comparisons to the 5'3" bowling balls that can hardly move to wipe their ass. Apples to bananas, theyre all the same. Just make something up and keep repeating yourself over and over and eventually it'll stick.

Congrats on being in shape 30 years ago. Quite the accomplishment!
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Now he's following me around to different threads. What a weirdo...must be a lonely old man.
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Not even close. I was 5'9" maybe in the 6th grade.

30 years ago? The only gym I knew started with jungle.
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Congrats on that as well, all of these accomplishments are just too much to handle.

1. Used to run a gym.
2. Used to be in shape.
3. 5'9" maybe in 6th grade.

Surprised you werent drafted out of high school.
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