Weirdest "Blurb" on the back of a card

[oshmeehan]

Most cards have a little blurb/paragraph/a few sentences written about the player on the card. Usually its about the past season or a game they had.

Today I got in my Ersan Ilyasova 12/13 Contenders base card and read the back of the card, and I must say, its one of the strangest backs I have ever read.

It reads:

Now classified as an adult Triceratops, the Torosaurus had the largest skull, nearly 9 feet long, of any land animal. One of those skulls, the largest dino dome in the world, is located at the Milwaukee Public Museum. Ilyasova one-ups the fossilized giant by playing head and shoulders above his competition for the Bucks.

[hairyangryfella]

If you're serious, lol.

[Sauceman]

Breathtaking. Humorous, educational, and complimentary. That belongs in the back-of -card-blurb Hall of Fame.

[OKCThunder35]

im impressed with your website! i would like to make one like that!

[arnold84]

haha nice, I used to have an old collectors choice danny manning that said "I like rap music" and that was it lol.

[GA0]

You should read the blurbs of late 90s skybox cards. They give off the vibe of fake hip-hop cool kids lol.

[Shaun]

Lol!!!!! At first I thought they must have cut and pasted the wrong paragraph, turns out no! There just smoking crack at panini!

[phdbeckett]

Originally Posted by oshmeehan

Most cards have a little blurb/paragraph/a few sentences written about the player on the card. Usually its about the past season or a game they had.

Today I got in my Ersan Ilyasova 12/13 Contenders base card and read the back of the card, and I must say, its one of the strangest backs I have ever read.

It reads:

Now classified as an adult Triceratops, the Torosaurus had the largest skull, nearly 9 feet long, of any land animal. One of those skulls, the largest dino dome in the world, is located at the Milwaukee Public Museum. Ilyasova one-ups the fossilized giant by playing head and shoulders above his competition for the Bucks.

Hower and Tracy must be messing with you. They give you shout outs in Product teases, maybe now they are taking it a little further?

[supertoad]

Lol that was a good read!

[bettydaw1970]

the 1970s topps sets are full of gems..
i have a don nelson CELTICS from some year (cant remember the year but remember the blurb/cartoon) Don sells season tickets in the off-season (lol, how times have changed)

[bettydaw1970]

Originally Posted by bettydaw1970

the 1970s topps sets are full of gems..
i have a don nelson CELTICS from some year (cant remember the year but remember the blurb/cartoon) Don sells season tickets in the off-season (lol, how times have changed)

here is the back..1972 topps

[Knicker_Please]

I don't have any in front of me but the black box flag patch auto with the country flag of the player has really dumb ones just like this. A fact about the country that they somehow try and relate to the player...