A light in these dark hockey times....

[Rinkwraith]

"A great light shone in the East and the messenger said unto them "Fear not, for behold, I announce to you glad tidings of great joy, which shall be to all members"." --Griswold 3:20



He is coming.....prepare.

[barob72]

Shouldn't that read, "Fehr not ..."

[avjp87]

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey #@#@#@#@ he is! Hallelujah! Holy #@#@#@#@! Where's the Tylenol?"

[Rinkwraith]

Originally Posted by barob72

Shouldn't that read, "Fehr not ..."

That part is Old Testament, where he tempts the players on the mountain saying "all this can be yours if you will just bow down to me"

[barob72]

Originally Posted by Rinkwraith

That part is Old Testament, where he tempts the players on the mountain saying "all this can be yours if you will just bow down to me"

now that's funny.

[ilovethelakings]

Originally Posted by Rinkwraith

"A great light shone in the East and the messenger said unto them "Fear not, for behold, I announce to you glad tidings of great joy, which shall be to all members"." --Griswold 3:20

Even the worst among us? Those who sin against us all? The lowest of low ballers? The thinnest of the thin skinned? The filthy masses of infidels that frequent the basketball section?

[XL5]

Light in the East.

[Oilers1980]

Want to hear an entire re-write of the Dr. Suess Classic "The Grinch who stole the Winter Classic"

[BAMBAM]

The greatest of lights will be the ones shining on Bettman at the press conference announcing his "stepping down" as commish (owners would let him save some face by not firing his sorry asz). How can the owners allow this short sighted power monger to preside over their league, a league that has had TWO lockouts in less than a decade. TWO !!!! Can you really allow him to wipe out another entire season from the NHL history books ??? I know there are owners that want this over and games being played but are listening to him and a handful of owners including Philly's very own, Ed (I believe Stepford Flyers fans will be back no matter what) Snider.

This is a disgrace, I'm fed up and I hope people don't flock back to arenas, especially in the major markets, when they decide to play again.

[barob72]

Originally Posted by BAMBAM

The greatest of lights will be the ones shining on Bettman at the press conference announcing his "stepping down" as commish (owners would let him save some face by not firing his sorry asz). How can the owners allow this short sighted power monger to preside over their league, a league that has had TWO lockouts in less than a decade. TWO !!!! Can you really allow him to wipe out another entire season from the NHL history books ??? I know there are owners that want this over and games being played but are listening to him and a handful of owners including Philly's very own, Ed (I believe Stepford Flyers fans will be back no matter what) Snider.

This is a disgrace, I'm fed up and I hope people don't flock back to arenas, especially in the major markets, when they decide to play again.

Preach brother!

[Rinkwraith]

Originally Posted by ilovethelakings

Even the worst among us? Those who sin against us all? The lowest of low ballers? The thinnest of the thin skinned? The filthy masses of infidels that frequent the basketball section?

Dammit Kings, now you're going to have Eddie up all night thinking about that;

[duwal]

Originally Posted by Rinkwraith

"A great light shone in the East and the messenger said unto them "Fear not, for behold, I announce to you glad tidings of great joy, which shall be to all members"." --Griswold 3:20



He is coming.....prepare.

in what movie did Clark Griswold say that??

[ilovethelakings]

Originally Posted by Oilers1980

Want to hear an entire re-write of the Dr. Suess Classic "The Grinch who stole the Winter Classic"

If I get some time, I might take a stab at this. Cindy-Lou Who would have to be some type of play on Sidney Crosby's name in this version of the tale. Perhaps Sid the Kid Fan? In the meantime, how about a taste of the beginning and the very end?

Every Fan,
Down in Fan-ville
Liked hockey a lot

But the Commish,
Who worked in the Big Apple
Did NOT!

The Commish hated hockey! The whole hockey season!
From October to early June. No one quite knows the reason.

The very end:

...HE HIMSELF...!
The Commish dropped the first puck!

[Rinkwraith]

Originally Posted by ilovethelakings

If I get some time, I might take a stab at this. Cindy-Lou Who would have to be some type of play on Sidney Crosby's name in this version of the tale. Perhaps Sid the Kid Fan?

Cindy-Lou will be played by Bettman's infamous daughter who he has to "explain" things to if you please.

And for the record, I prefer the version where the people of Who-ville kick his sorry a$$ off the top of the mountain at the end.

[Major_League]

Originally Posted by BAMBAM

The greatest of lights will be the ones shining on Bettman at the press conference announcing his "stepping down" as commish (owners would let him save some face by not firing his sorry asz). How can the owners allow this short sighted power monger to preside over their league, a league that has had TWO lockouts in less than a decade. TWO !!!! Can you really allow him to wipe out another entire season from the NHL history books ??? I know there are owners that want this over and games being played but are listening to him and a handful of owners including Philly's very own, Ed (I believe Stepford Flyers fans will be back no matter what) Snider.

This is a disgrace, I'm fed up and I hope people don't flock back to arenas, especially in the major markets, when they decide to play again.

Remove head from sand at your earliest convenience.

[BAMBAM]

Originally Posted by Major_League

Remove head from sand at your earliest convenience.

By all means, please explain the error of my ways since you obviously disagree with me. I'm sure you will wow us all with your brilliance.

[Rinkwraith]

"Those who follow me will be Enshrined in great light." Griswold 4:6