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Old 02-06-2017, 12:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default I REFUSE to take a dump at work or in public.

I know many of you are starting to feel the affect right now after all the eating you've done during the Super Bowl.

As for me tt feels like it's about to burst out of my Fruit of the Loom.
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I might leave early and just unleash it at home .
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Pooping at work is the new smoke break. I enjoy a good 5 minute work poop.
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I try to hold it until I get to work. Might as well get paid to do it and waste 10-15 minutes in the process.
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Old topic, try again.

Using public bathrooms going #2 (may be NSFW)

Taking dumps in public places
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I'm not against it, but it seems like every time I absolutely have to, a million people follow me to the bathroom and a line forms so I feel rushed.
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Pooping at work is the new smoke break. I enjoy a good 5 minute work poop.
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Old 02-06-2017, 01:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I am currently taking a dump at work for what it's worth
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I cant do it, but one of the guys I work with, hes good for at least 1 20 min break a day if not 2. I don't understand.
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Maybe you could try doing it in public at work...
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I hate it but sometimes I have to pooh at work. I think, in the 3.5 years I've been at Target, I've probably ended up pooping 6-8 times. Only do it if I can't hold it any longer. When it does happen, it ends up being at about 8 am after I get my morning Starbucks and cigarette(s). Luckily no one is in the bathroom during that time.


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Side note - when y'all are pooping in public, do you courtesy flush? A lot of people don't. I've walked into our bathroom at work several times and nearly gagged when I opened the door; it's disgusting.


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I don't smoke so this takes the place of going out to the smoking area. From 0900-0920/30, I'll be in my alternate office.
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I would never ever sit on a public toilet seat.
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Also people still smoke??
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Last time I remember taking a dump in a public restroom there was a large gap around the stall door and someone walked in and we made eye contact while I was pooping. Creeped me out to where I can never allow it to ever happen again. Unless its a single person bathroom with a functioning lock I poop at home.
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I just can't believe the things I see people eat for breakfast and then they wonder why we walk into the bathroom and have to hold out breath and/or cough or laugh.

I enjoy my "smoke" breaks
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I work in events, here are some pointers

Hotels are a fantastic place to poop and are all over in most urban environs. The key is to eschew the primary lobby bathroom which is patronized by taxi drivers and random hotel lobby people. You must locate the secondary and/or tertiary bathrooms. Is there meeting space on the third floor? Ballroom on the second floor? That's where you want to be dropping bombs.

I've thought a lot about one day starting a website detailing the pros and cons of each and every hotel bathroom in the city of Chicago but someone told me that was a story line on curb your enthusiasm once.

I work with a lot of buses, and take great pride in the fact that I have never pooped on a bus. Sadly I am stuck at outdoor events a lot, golf tournaments, music festivals, 5k's etc etc so I have a bit of experience pooping in portapotties, which is what it is, you're just hoping it's serviced, or at least go with the one that is furthest away or most annoying to access.

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Maybe you could try doing it in public at work...
Bosses desk sounds like the best option, yes???

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Side note - when y'all are pooping in public, do you courtesy flush? A lot of people don't. I've walked into our bathroom at work several times and nearly gagged when I opened the door; it's disgusting.


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I'm a not courtesy flush kind of guy, but that's mostly to weed out guys that are coming to hide in the bathroom and jerk off or whatever. I enjoy my peace and quiet when I'm pooping. It's a scare tactic...
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I work in events, here are some pointers

Hotels are a fantastic place to poop and are all over in most urban environs. The key is to eschew the primary lobby bathroom which is patronized by taxi drivers and random hotel lobby people. You must locate the secondary and/or tertiary bathrooms. Is there meeting space on the third floor? Ballroom on the second floor? That's where you want to be dropping bombs.

I've thought a lot about one day starting a website detailing the pros and cons of each and every hotel bathroom in the city of Chicago but someone told me that was a story line on curb your enthusiasm once.

I work with a lot of buses, and take great pride in the fact that I have never pooped on a bus. Sadly I am stuck at outdoor events a lot, golf tournaments, music festivals, 5k's etc etc so I have a bit of experience pooping in portapotties, which is what it is, you're just hoping it's serviced, or at least go with the one that is furthest away or most annoying to access.

I could really go on and on about this, great thread
I'll say hospitals are the same way. If it was easy to find the bathroom in the hospital, pass on it. Make sure the bathroom you pick is one where you're thinking to yourself, "Where TF am I???" That's the bathroom you want. ESPECIALLY if it looks like a bunch of offices around there. That's probably the one the administration staff uses, and you can guarantee they're some of the cleanest in the place.
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Yet you still make time to come take a dump in the forums every day.
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The convention center in Chicago where the National is has some great bathrooms. I had to poop at one point and ended up on the second story or whatever after taking the escalator and the bathroom was phenomenal. It was one of the cleanest bathrooms I've ever seen. Plenty of stalls and there was only one person in there, and it was like his own personal space. He was in the first stall and had a cup of coffee (no lid), a sandwich and a newspaper sitting on the ground by his feet. I could never do that because I wouldn't want pooh particles getting in my coffee/on my sandwich, but more power to him.


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I know this is an old topic that have been done before.
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Destroying a workplace bathroom is truly a great pleasure. I revel in the thought of my intestinal essence perpetrating the nostrils of the wretched unfortunates whose movements happen to coincide with my own. The greatest victory I ever had was when an Ethiopian guy on a temp appointment wandered into the men's room in the midst of an epic shred session and literally gagged before hustling out the door, leaving me to wipe in peaceful solitude.

Edit: I draw the line at portables. Never.
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I refuse to use a portable bathroom. I'll never forget going to Talladega for a NASCAR race, I walk in, and there is literally crap everywhere. Inside the toilet, on the seat, by the seat, on the floor, on the walls... It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen in my life. I refuse to use one now because that haunted me.


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