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Old 07-02-2011, 03:51 PM   #76 (permalink)
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F your wife asks youuu what kind of shape she is in...never say round.
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Old 07-02-2011, 04:00 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Surprised it hasn't been used yet, but here it is....

When your wife tells you she's pregnant, don't say, "Is it mine?"
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Old 07-02-2011, 04:04 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Suck my D*$! is a good one.........................
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Old 07-02-2011, 04:07 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Suck my D*$! is a good one.........................
Not if your wife actually likes it.
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Old 07-02-2011, 04:09 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Not if your wife actually likes it.
the title did not specify wife...........it says woman.....lol
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Old 07-02-2011, 04:51 PM   #81 (permalink)
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the title did not specify wife...........it says woman.....lol
At one time or another, the wife was a girlfriend. And as most people say, once you get married, "she use too!"
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Old 07-02-2011, 06:05 PM   #82 (permalink)
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When you're making love to your woman do NOT say: Oh this reminds me, I need to call my mom.
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Old 07-02-2011, 06:13 PM   #83 (permalink)
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When you're making love to your woman do NOT say: Oh this reminds me, I need to call my mom.

You just reminded me of this song:
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Old 07-02-2011, 06:15 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2012, 07:57 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Just learned a new one. "That's what happens when you get old."
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Old 04-22-2012, 08:27 PM   #86 (permalink)
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You're a disgusting venereal disease carrying whore

Then again, if it's a role play type thing...this might be a GREAT line
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Just learned a new one. "That's what happens when you get old."
Hahaha

Good job on that one
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:15 PM   #88 (permalink)
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"Why do I smell fish" when it's not a seafood restaurant or she isn't cooking fish lol.
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Old 04-22-2012, 10:44 PM   #91 (permalink)
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In a row?!?!?
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