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Old 01-07-2012, 03:19 PM   #226 (permalink)
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Ohhhhh I'll eat my tacos in the bathroom

And sing a little bit of these workin' lemur bluessss
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Old 01-07-2012, 03:41 PM   #227 (permalink)
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Meanwhile at team awesomes beach...

A backgammon tournament is had. Gatordeve86 takes home the crown.

At the challenge....

Jeff Probst - Today's challenge is for immunity. Here's how it will work. All contestants will go through an obstacle course. At the end of the obstacle course there will be 3 framed sports tickets. Grab the bag of puzzle pieces under neath the one you think is the real one. The others were made by papiis01. When you all return to the start I will reveal which one was the real one. Those who guessed correctly will then attempt to solve the jigsaw puzzle using the pieces in the chosen bag. Which ever person solves the puzzle first wins immunity. Give you a minute to strategize and then we'll get started.

These 3 chosen the correct bag of puzzle pieces

1.gatordeve86
2.u_want_my_cards
3.JohnMabry47

And onto the puzzle round, the first person to solve the puzzle and win immunity is....


JohnMabry47

Jeff Probst - John you are safe at tribal council tonight. For the rest of you, one of you will be going home tonight.
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Old 01-07-2012, 04:09 PM   #228 (permalink)
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papiis01 + framed ticket reference = great Survivor moment
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Old 01-08-2012, 12:00 AM   #229 (permalink)
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It is unfortunate that army died of syphilis. He deserved much worse. Luckily there is more room in the cave so Lemur will stop asking to "bunk" with me.
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Old 01-08-2012, 01:48 AM   #230 (permalink)
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You know what guys? We must have damn good intuition because we voted off the two biggest punk asses playing the game.
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Old 01-08-2012, 02:07 AM   #231 (permalink)
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I shouldve known my ticket was fake. I mean whens the last time the Broncos played the Vancouver Canucks. I got Nicked right in the behind. Im taking a nap now. Lemur, start pooping atleast 100 yards away from camp man
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Lemur, can you please explain why the ONLY toilet on the whole island is doing this???

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Old 01-08-2012, 06:44 PM   #233 (permalink)
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Jeff Probst - Alright, I'll read the votes. If someone has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be the time to do so.

tamar3504
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Jeff Probst - That's enough, the last vote will remain hidden. lrogge1979, you need to bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken, it's time for you to go.
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Old 01-08-2012, 07:54 PM   #234 (permalink)
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In the word of cartman "screw you guys, im going home!"

Im gonna go wash myself of dead hooker taint and lemur poop....attempt to anyway.
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Old 01-08-2012, 09:46 PM   #235 (permalink)
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Not lrogge.........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Will my Broncosfan vote ever matter?
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Old 01-09-2012, 05:02 PM   #236 (permalink)
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WHy are people trying to vote me out. Im the only one who can make fire. That dead hooker wont taste as good cold you know.
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Old 01-09-2012, 05:14 PM   #237 (permalink)
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In the word of cartman "screw you guys, im going home!"

Im gonna go wash myself of dead hooker taint and lemur poop....attempt to anyway.
you can't wash off the memories.... *shudder*
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Old 01-09-2012, 05:15 PM   #238 (permalink)
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Not lrogge.........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Will my Broncosfan vote ever matter?
I'm just voting alphabetically at this point.
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Old 01-10-2012, 08:45 PM   #239 (permalink)
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It's SURVIVOR AUCTION DAY!

All the castaways go to the Survivor auction and have $300 to outbid each other on items such as food, rewards, and mystery items. Here is what everyone ended up with.

JohnMabry47 - Nothing
ilovethelakings - Hamburger and french fries
BroncosFAN#1 - 5 minute call home to his wife and family
GoClips! - Box he refuses to open filled by Lemur
u_want_my_cards - Nothing
lemur01 - Milkshake
tamar3504 - Peanut butter and oreos
gatordeve86 - Naked pictures of Qwasian's former conquests.


At the immunity challenge....

Jeff Probst - Today's challenge is for immunity. It is going to be a very simple rock paper scissors tournament. It will be single elimination until our finale which will be best of 3. We will random for order and then get started.

Winner will be bolded in each matchup

1st round
u_want_my_cards - scissors
gatordeve86 - paper


lemur01 - rock
tamar3504 - scissors


BroncosFAN#1 - rock
JohnMabry47 - paper


ilovethelakings - paper
GoClips! - rock

2nd round
JohnMabry47 - paper
u_want_my_cards - rock


lemur01 - paper
ilovethelakings - rock

Final round
JohnMabry47 - rock
lemur01 - scissors

JohnMabry47 - scissors
lemur01 - rock

JohnMabry47 - scissors
lemur01 - rock

Jeff Probst - lemur01 wins immunity. He is safe at tribal council tonight. For the rest of you, one of you will be going home tonight.
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Old 01-10-2012, 09:16 PM   #240 (permalink)
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Damn! I got lemur'd during R.P.S. I didn't mean to throw rock. I was actually threatening to knock him out if he didn't quite cutting his silent but deadly farts while in my presence.
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Old 01-10-2012, 09:40 PM   #241 (permalink)
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Im glad I got a call home. I talked to the kids for 4 and a half minutes and then had phone sex with the wife for the other 30 seconds. It was cool. Sorry about ur pillow tamar but the stuff wont clean itself up
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It's okay. What do you think is in the tarter sauce I've been serving with all the freshly caught fish?
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Old 01-10-2012, 11:02 PM   #243 (permalink)
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I didn't call "scissors" the last two times....Lemur smashed my hand with a rock...and my gnarled digits looked like the sign for scissors. Bastard....
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Jeff Probst - Alright I'll read the votes. If someone has the hidden immunity idol and would like to play it now would be the time to do so.

gatordeve86
BroncosFAN#1
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BroncosFAN#1
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BroncosFAN#1
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Jeff Probst - gatordeve86, that's 5 votes that's enough you need to bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken it's time for you to go.
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Why are people voting for me. Thats ridonkulous. Is it because I coined the term "boomjuice". I cannot believe I got a vote. This is crazy. Lemur, you better hope for immunity next time too
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Old 01-12-2012, 08:56 PM   #246 (permalink)
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My vote is always available for the right amount.

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My vote is always for sell.

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What does "for sell" mean. Why did you vote for me. Who starts an alliance in Survivor? Im so shocked and upset right now
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What does "for sell" mean. Why did you vote for me. Who starts an alliance in Survivor? Im so shocked and upset right now
Obviously you didn't because you will be the next one voted off according to how many votes you garnered last time. Take my lead people and vote Broncos during the next elimination round!
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Old 01-16-2012, 08:28 PM   #249 (permalink)
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At today's immunity challenge.....

Jeff Probst - Today's challenge is for immunity, here's how it will work. We've given you all a laptop and a Michael Jordan rookie card. You will all sell your cards twice in one hour. The second sale must be higher than the first sale and the first sale must be refunded to the first customer. Whichever person sells the card for the biggest difference between the highest first amount of all the contestants and their own second amount will be the winner. Let's get started.

The highest first sale amount was.... $731

The amounts that our second sales were and the difference were...
JohnMabry47 $766 +$35
ilovethelakings $610 -$121
BroncosFAN#1 $986 +$255
GoClips! $838 +$107
u_want_my_cards $914 +$183
lemur01 $973 +$242
tamar3504 $842 +$111


Jeff Probst - That means that winner of immunity for a second time is BroncosFAN#1. You cannot vote for BroncosFAN#1 at tonight's tribal council, but for one of the rest of you, someone will be going home tonight.
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While exploring the island I encountered some smurf berries. They are smurftastic. I will smurf them with anyone that wants some. Hopefully lemur will stop smurfing that coconut and help smurf them into a casserole.
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