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Old 12-08-2011, 06:57 PM   #126 (permalink)
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I wasn't on Corbin's good side today
It's all done by random baby. I had nothing to do with it.
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Old 12-11-2011, 10:49 PM   #127 (permalink)
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Island...quiet..so....cold..

smell of dead Labo-used cooch and copenhagen...overpowering.

all...is...lost


the horror....the horror...
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*sits in hammock, laughs at everyone*
*coconut falls on me*
*i laugh and start sucking juice out of it*
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Old 12-11-2011, 11:40 PM   #129 (permalink)
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*i laugh and start sucking juice out of it*
That is what led to the demise of the prostitutes. He doesn't appreciate being laughed at.
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Old 12-12-2011, 12:17 PM   #130 (permalink)
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back at Coochie Beer Le:

An accident occurs. ToppsCollector1 is standing in the ocean trying to catch fish with his mouth when he accidentally sucks in a rock and passes out. He is immediately evacuated from the island.

Jeff Probst - To counteract this, we have brought in an alternate contestant to take his place. Team Coochie Beer Le please welcome your new teammate pico04.
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Old 12-12-2011, 12:33 PM   #131 (permalink)
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At both camps contestants look for the hidden immunity idol. Team Coochie Beer Le welcomes pico04 in to their fold, but refuse to allow him to sleep in their shelter.

At the immunity challenge:

Jeff Probst - Okay here's how today's immunity challenge will work. Teams will go into this fenced in field and one by one will work together to turn over giant crates. There are 100 crates in total. Under one crate will be CaptainBOHICA. First one to uncover CBO will be declared the winner. Under every other crate will be a small asian boy.

Lemur01 - Isn't CBO a small asian boy?

Jeff Probst - I guess you're going to have to see for yourselves. Winning team will also get another clue to the hidden immunity idol.

On the 33rd crate turned over CBO is revealed. And the team who flipped that crate over is....


Coochie Beer Le

Jeff Probst - That means that the Kings of Seriousness are going to tribal council again. Coochie here is your clue to the hidden immunity idol and you an head back to camp. Kings, I'll see you at tribal council.
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Old 12-12-2011, 12:38 PM   #132 (permalink)
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This was a hard challenge to get through. Each time a crate was overturned the young boy would say "Thank you Mr. Paterno, I knew you would do the right thing eventually."
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Old 12-12-2011, 02:05 PM   #133 (permalink)
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Am I the only one on my team who was disturbed by JohnMabry47 and GoClips! squealing "Jackpot!!!" in unison after each time they found a boy under a box?
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Why is it that everytime I flipped a box, I kept hearing rhytmic slapping noises?
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Old 12-12-2011, 08:36 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Am I the only one on my team who was disturbed by JohnMabry47 and GoClips! squealing "Jackpot!!!" in unison after each time they found a boy under a box?
Hey..i was just surprised that they weren't cabbage patch dolls, since each one had YOUR signature on his right butt cheek....in permanent marker!
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Old 12-12-2011, 08:37 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Why is it that everytime I flipped a box, I kept hearing rhytmic slapping noises?
It's kind of like when you pick up a seashell, and people say you can hear the ocean.

When you find a small asian boy associated with CBO...you can hear other things
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Old 12-12-2011, 09:04 PM   #137 (permalink)
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Am I the only one on my team who was disturbed by JohnMabry47 and GoClips! squealing "Jackpot!!!" in unison after each time they found a boy under a box?
Hey, it's the little things in life that you've got to cling onto out here in the jungle. I'll take "jackpot" over the creeper eyes that you were giving each kid.
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It has been raining cats and dogs for days now. Hopefully no one drowns in a poodle.
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Old 12-12-2011, 11:24 PM   #139 (permalink)
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After a long day of flipping boxes and staring at little sweatshop employees, im tired. I did get them kids to make me some new Nikes though. Not bad really. Imgonna go find some soft dirt and take a nap, later fellas, see you in the morning for somefish and eggs
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Old 12-13-2011, 12:03 AM   #140 (permalink)
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I could poop in those crates I think?

Nah, still plenty of room in John Mabry's pillow case.
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Old 12-13-2011, 12:05 AM   #141 (permalink)
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Jeff Probst - Alright, I'll read the votes.

lemur01
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and the 3rd person voted out of Survivor Blowoutcards edition...

HaystaK760.

You need me to bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken it's time for you to go. For the rest of you, 2 in losses in a row is bad, you make it 3 and it becomes a pattern. You're going to need to see what you can do to avoid that. You can head back to camp good night.
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Old 12-13-2011, 07:24 PM   #142 (permalink)
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I could poop in those crates I think?

Nah, still plenty of room in John Mabry's pillow case.
Damn it!! I KNEW that wasn't "goose down"
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I was wondering why you head smelled that horrible way, you just stink in general though ive noticed at our camp. Go do us all a favor and jump in the ocean for a few minutes, or hours.
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Old 12-14-2011, 01:09 AM   #144 (permalink)
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I was wondering why you head smelled that horrible way, you just stink in general though ive noticed at our camp. Go do us all a favor and jump in the ocean for a few minutes, or hours.
You've got to admit that he at least smells better than GoClips! He is the only player who stinks as bad as the team that he cheers for. Just sayin', ya' know?
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Blah you guys suck!!!!
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Well, this has been a quiet island. Could you guys stop waking up before me and cracking ur cocnuts on my morning wood.
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new episode later tonight, or tomorrow if I fall asleep.
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Old 12-17-2011, 07:45 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Back at Kings of Seriousness:
lrogge1979 - This losing #@#@#@#@ is for the birds. We lose another one and I will hold each and every one of you responsible for it, and will personally vote all of you off at the next tribal council.

harryhudini - I don't understand a word you just said.

lemur01 - I pooped in your pillowcase.

tamar3504 - I peed on his poop in the pillowcase.

lemur01 - I pooped in your pillowcase too.


At the immunity challenge:

Jeff Probst - Ok, today's challenge is for immunity and reward. The winning team will get fishing gear and immunity. The losing team will see me at tribal council tonight. How's how today's challenge will work. You will all stand in line while chipmaster shouts obsenities and insults at you. The team with the longest combined time without breaking down and crying will win for their team. Let's get started. Team Coochie Beer Le has one extra member, pico04 will be sitting out.

Team Coochie Beer Le
JohnMabry47 - 53 seconds
ilovethelakings - 84 seconds
BroncosFAN#1 - 14 seconds
GoClips! - 28 seconds
nefan - 54 seconds
u_want_my_cards - 92 seconds

totalling 325 seconds

The Generous Spectral Kings of Seriousness
lrogge1979 - 66 seconds
lemur01 - 119 seconds
tamar3504 - 86 seconds
harryhudini - 17 seconds
armyatc22 - 6 seconds
gatordeve86 - 83 seconds

totalling 377 seconds.

The Generous Spectral Kings of Seriousness are the winners. Grab your fishing gear you can head back to camp. Team Coochie Beer Le I'll see you at tribal council tonight where someone will be going home.
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92 seconds.... That's whats up!!
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Yeah, I wouldve yelled back at him and made him cry. Sorry guys. I was crying for the dead hookers and not because chipmaster was yelling at me. Didnt mean to suck it up for us. Ill do better next time, I know I will.
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