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Old 12-17-2011, 08:02 PM   #151 (permalink)
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119 seconds.

I guess Alex drank a gallon of soy milk before the challenge.
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Old 12-17-2011, 08:12 PM   #152 (permalink)
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I only broke down after Chip said I looked just like him. That is so far from the truth. Nobody is that horrible looking, not even our beloved team captain. Everyone knows that on my best day I look like Chris Farley on his worst day.
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Old 12-17-2011, 08:14 PM   #153 (permalink)
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I didn't mind the insults and obscenities directed at me but when chipmaster criticized Tebow's throwing motion I had enough. I broke down like Hog at a Bieber concert.
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Old 12-17-2011, 08:18 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Wow I guess I took the news that the Dolphins fired thier coach too seriously 6 seconds is rough lol

It's alright though cause look at this beauty I just snagged

<----Holds up a 50lb Tuna

Now let's EAT!!
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Old 12-17-2011, 08:28 PM   #155 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2011, 09:08 PM   #156 (permalink)
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***Sitting in my poorly made shelter thinking...."why am I hurt that I cant sleep with the other men in their shelter....How is it that their lack of clothing and fondness for touching not bother me.....I'm so confused....."
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Old 12-17-2011, 09:24 PM   #157 (permalink)
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***Sitting in my poorly made shelter thinking...."why am I hurt that I cant sleep with the other men in their shelter....How is it that their lack of clothing and fondness for touching not bother me.....I'm so confused....."

Whos this guy and why is he at our camp? Whats going on here?
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Old 12-18-2011, 10:49 AM   #158 (permalink)
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Whos this guy and why is he at our camp? Whats going on here?
Who are all of you people? Where am I? Why do I tracks of tears down my face? And why does my head stink?
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Old 12-18-2011, 10:56 AM   #159 (permalink)
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17 seconds....thats like 1 night of bliss
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Old 12-18-2011, 01:43 PM   #160 (permalink)
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Jeff Probst - Alright I'll read the votes.

BroncosFAN#1
nefan
pico04
pico04
pico04
pico04

That's enough the last vote will remain hidden. Pico04 please bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken, it's time for you to go.

The rest of you can head back to camp. Goodnight.
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Old 12-18-2011, 02:45 PM   #161 (permalink)
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I came....I went....good luck finding out what that smell is in your camp....Its my gift to you all!
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Finally, that weird guy who snuck into our camp is gone. Im worried he may come back though with bad intentions. Also, who voted for me. Im always building the fire and cooking but you want me gone, that makes me sad
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Old 12-18-2011, 03:32 PM   #163 (permalink)
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pico will be missed....by nobody. That smelly, smelly s.o.b.
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Old 12-20-2011, 06:11 AM   #164 (permalink)
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You have no right to judge meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!......


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Alright...who in the blue hell took all the rotting dead hooker heads and put them up on stakes around camp?

This place smells like C-bo's bathwater after a Bangkok "excursion"
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Alright...who in the blue hell took all the rotting dead hooker heads and put them up on stakes around camp?

This place smells like C-bo's bathwater after a Bangkok "excursion"
I know who did it, but I was promised a massage if I didn't say anything.
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Alright...who in the blue hell took all the rotting dead hooker heads and put them up on stakes around camp?

This place smells like C-bo's bathwater after a Bangkok "excursion"

I think it adds a lil class to our decor around camp. Im not saying I did it but I did see who did it. They didnt know I was pooping in the woods while they were doing it. Your good man, I wont mention what you did with them before you staked them. I myself have never been into sloppy 32nds
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Old 12-21-2011, 08:48 PM   #168 (permalink)
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Back at team Coochie

JohnMabry47 - I think I figured out how to make liquor out of the local fruits.

nefan - I think I love you.


At Team Kings

Lemur01 - I think I figured out how to make poop out of the local fruits.

gatordeve86 - I hate you.


At the immunity challenge

Jeff Probst - Today's challenge is for immunity. Here's how it'll work. We have placed 100 1/1 sport kings cards in this field. You will all go out and try to recover as many as you can. Which ever team retains the most of these cards will be the winner. Oh and Matt Wheeler will be competing against you.

Good luck.

JohnMabry47 - 2
ilovethelakings - 1
BroncosFAN#1 - 0
GoClips! - 3
nefan - 1
u_want_my_cards - 2

for a team total of 9

lrogge1979 - 0
lemur01 - 0
tamar3504 - 1
harryhudini - 2
armyatc22 - 0
gatordeve86 - 2

For a team total of 5.

Jeff Probst - Matt Wheeler collected 86 cards, and is made he missed out on the 14 that all of you got, and will most likely buy them from you later on.


That means that The Generous Spectral Kings of Seriousness have lost and are going to tribal council where someone will be voted out.
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Corbin, Mr Porbst I mean, stop failing me at all these challenges. Id dominate more than you know. Who wants a 1/1 from SK anyways when you can have an Elway auto /10 thats just plain awesome
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Corbin, Mr Porbst I mean, stop failing me at all these challenges. Id dominate more than you know. Who wants a 1/1 from SK anyways when you can have an Elway auto /10 thats just plain awesome
All statistics are made using random.org sir. I'm sure the law of averages will work in your favor later on.
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All statistics are made using random.org sir. I'm sure the law of averages will work in your favor later on.
He just needs to admit that he sucks We won though, so it's all good, homie. Now it is time to get drunk on our leader's newly discovered alcoholic concoction.
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Old 12-21-2011, 09:33 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Army...0...I thought you were good at obtaining 1/1's
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With my box busting luck I have no idea what a 1/1 looks like so I was at a disadvantage. Had this been a look for printing plates of no name players I would have dominated.
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Old 12-22-2011, 10:43 AM   #174 (permalink)
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Army...0...I thought you were good at obtaining 1/1's
Well everytime I picked one up I put it in my sack...at the end i swore I had at least 20....wait a second where did this hole come from???? FML!!!!
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Drink my brothers! Drink of the nector of the island...made from only the best stuff on earth! (sorry snapple)

Actually, it's made from dead-hooker head stake run off, then cut with the ring off from Bronco's sack sling. Mmmm.mmmm...Smooth!!
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