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Old 12-22-2011, 02:02 PM   #176 (permalink)
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Drink my brothers! Drink of the nector of the island...made from only the best stuff on earth! (sorry snapple)

Actually, it's made from dead-hooker head stake run off, then cut with the ring off from Bronco's sack sling. Mmmm.mmmm...Smooth!!
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth....and it was delicious.
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Old 12-22-2011, 02:33 PM   #177 (permalink)
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Drink my brothers! Drink of the nector of the island...made from only the best stuff on earth! (sorry snapple)

Actually, it's made from dead-hooker head stake run off, then cut with the ring off from Bronco's sack sling. Mmmm.mmmm...Smooth!!
It makes me want to Tebow...
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Old 12-22-2011, 04:19 PM   #178 (permalink)
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My pain was all for you guys so enjoy and dont vote for me ever again whoever did last time. Make it known who you are and face the music.
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Old 12-22-2011, 08:47 PM   #179 (permalink)
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Jeff Probst - Alright I'll read the votes. The player voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. If someone has immunity and wants to play it now would be the time to do so.

gatordeve86 plays a hidden immunity idol.

Jeff Probst - Any votes for gatordeve86 will not count.

lemur01
armyatc22
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harryhudini
armyatc22
armyatc22

Jeff Probst - That's 3 votes that's enough. armyatc22 you need to bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go.

For the rest of you a merge is coming shortly. You all need to make sure you're on top of your game as you can't afford to be down numbers when you merge. You can head back to camp. Goodnight.
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Old 12-22-2011, 09:00 PM   #180 (permalink)
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Now that is a surprising result!
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Old 12-22-2011, 11:00 PM   #181 (permalink)
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Wow. Lil shocked there. Thanks for all your help Army.
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Old 12-23-2011, 10:38 AM   #182 (permalink)
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Well, that was dumb of your team, he was doing great for you. Oh well, its ok. Lets dominate this now Coochie Beer
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Old 12-24-2011, 12:05 PM   #183 (permalink)
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Its all fun and games till the end when I have my chance at revenge!!!!!
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Old 12-24-2011, 08:11 PM   #184 (permalink)
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Back at Coochie Beer Le

The castaways were unavailable for interviews because they were all either passed out, throwing up and/or pissing themselves.

Back at The Generous Spectral Kings of Seriousness

The castaways refuse interviews while they put on war paint and reanact the getting ready for battle scene from Rambo 2.

At the immunity challenge

Jeff Probst - Today's challenge is for immunity. Two members from each team will carry a bamboo pole across their shoulders. The opposing team will pick one member at a time to add 2 ten pound weight sacks onto the pole of. If the people holding the poles drop the pole or step off of their platforms they are out of the challenge. The challenge will continue until one team loses both of their pole holders. Coochie Beer Le has one extra member JohnMabry47 sitting out of this challenge. Let's get it started.

Holding weight for coochie is:
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and for the Kings is:
lemur01
harryhudini

First out is goclips! with a weight of 120 lbs.
Next out is harryhudini with a weight of 180 lbs.

and third out is BroncosFAN#1 with 200 lbs.
Leaving the winner lemur01 who managed a new Survivor record 260 lbs.

That means that the Generous Kings of Seriousness are the winners, and Coochie Beer Le I'll be seeing you at tribal council tonight where someone will be going home.
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Old 12-24-2011, 09:20 PM   #185 (permalink)
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260 lbs.

Envy me. Wuhahahahahahaha!
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Old 12-24-2011, 09:26 PM   #186 (permalink)
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120 lbs? Dang, I totally got distracted by JohnMabry's all-too-intense sex-starved Rambo stare coming from the sidelines. I promise to do better next time, Coochie!
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Old 12-25-2011, 08:46 PM   #187 (permalink)
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Lemur is used to holding poles, so no wonder he won.
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now holding whose pole is the real question
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Old 12-26-2011, 10:54 AM   #189 (permalink)
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120 lbs? Dang, I totally got distracted by JohnMabry's all-too-intense sex-starved Rambo stare coming from the sidelines. I promise to do better next time, Coochie!
All I'm about right now is killing, rpgs, and bowie knives. Gotta keep this island safe...safe from outsiders....homina homina homina....*passes out*
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Old 12-26-2011, 10:26 PM   #190 (permalink)
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Jeff Probst - Alright I'll read the votes. The player voted out must leave the tribal council area immediately. If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be the time to do so.

Goclips!
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Jeff Probst - That's enough last vote will remain hidden. The first member of our jury is nefan you need to bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken, it's time for you to go.

The rest of you can head back to camp, goodnight.
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Old 12-27-2011, 02:00 AM   #191 (permalink)
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Damn.....I was trying to vote off Clips. Am I the only who wants to knock that sucker off the island?
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Old 12-27-2011, 03:38 AM   #192 (permalink)
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Damn.....I was trying to vote off Clips. Am I the only who wants to knock that sucker off the island?
What'd I do to you, bro? You better sleep with one eye open...
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You better sleep with one eye open...
Gripping your pillow tight?
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Gripping your pillow tight?

Yeah, because we have pillows here on the island. You guys must have a nice camp.
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Yeah, because we have pillows here on the island. You guys must have a nice camp.
You can always use the dead hooker heads for a pillow. I do.

they've gotten to the nice, squishy point. The smell is a bit much at first...but considering that we all smell like a wet handbag that's been wrapped in rotten bacon and crotch, it's a small sacrifice.
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Old 12-27-2011, 12:51 PM   #196 (permalink)
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For god sakes can we change the title to spell right! Lol
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For god sakes can we change the title to spell right! Lol
No. It is misspelled for legal reasons.
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I have spent the last week searching for immunity idols. I have found various statues and relics throughout the island. Turns out none are idols but merely parts of a totem pole lemur is making out of poo.
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Old 12-29-2011, 09:09 PM   #199 (permalink)
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Back at Coochie Beer Le

JohnMabry47 - Hey guys we got treemail. It says we need to go to The Generous Spectral Kings of Seriousness camp.

Ilovethelakings - I bet it smells like farts over there.

BroncosFAN#1 - If Lemur is there, you know it smells like poop.

GoClips! - delicious delicious poop.

The teams merge up at the Kings camp, they enjoy a sandwich lunch the production team has provided and then they work together to expand the shelter.

At the immunity challenge.....

Jeff Probst - Okay, today's challenge is for reward and immunity. The winning person will get to rename the now merged tribe and will get a 6 pack of beers, as well as immunity for tonights tribal council.

Here's how today's challenge will work. You'll all swim out to this platform where you will all hold your breath. The last one out of the water will be the winner. And a quick warning. I'm sure lemur has already peed or worse in this water. We'll pick spots and then we'll get started.

Contestants resurface in the following order:

gatordeve86
u_want_my_cards
lemur01
harryhudini
tamar3504
ilovethelakings
GoClips!
JohnMabry47
lrogge1979


That leaves BroncosFAN#1 as the last one remaining and winner of individual immunity.

Jeff Probst - Congratulations BroncosFAN#1 you are safe at tonight's tribal council. Please have a new merged tribal name for me at tonight's tribal council. The rest of you, one of you going home tonight.
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Damnit lemur...I think I swallowed a crab
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