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Old 06-26-2012, 12:29 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Reporter shits on her pants - YouTube
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:50 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Reporter shits on her pants - YouTube
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Just put [you tube]whatever is after the = sign here[/you tube] (no spaces between the you and tube though)

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Old 06-26-2012, 11:09 AM   #55 (permalink)
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I did something today that I have never done before. And like the title says I"m not trying to brag.

A little of my personal history first. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) and there are times when I have to go to the bathroom and I have to go right now, and then probably again 3 more times in the next 45 minutes. I go number 2 an average of 6 times a day, and I've gone as many as 42.

So today I'm at work and I bent over to do something and for the first time since I was a small lad I crapped my pants. Not a lot, just a little. But definately enough to consider it crapping my pants. I went to the bathroom and cleaned myself up, and it wasn't that big a deal, nobody there even knows about it. But it's definately interesting what your own body will do to you. The count down is now on until I'm walking around in adult diapers.

I couldn't help but laugh, then feel sorry for you lol. That really sucks, but it's not like it's the worst condition a person could have. Have you had it your whole life?
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Old 06-26-2012, 01:52 PM   #56 (permalink)
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I couldn't help but laugh, then feel sorry for you lol. That really sucks, but it's not like it's the worst condition a person could have. Have you had it your whole life?
I picked it up after I had my gall bladder removed 7 or 8 years ago.
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Old 06-26-2012, 05:29 PM   #57 (permalink)
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The mere fact that you have once #@#@#@#@ 42 times in one day has earn my respect. I salute and toast to your great accomplishment. Cheers!
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Old 08-09-2012, 01:11 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Bump...was searching for something else and this thread came up.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:20 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I've already pooped 4 times today!
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:26 PM   #60 (permalink)
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I've already pooped 4 times today!
You need to get your body conditioned better. I will go my one and only time today between 3:45 and 4:15...whenever I get home from work. Happens 350 days of the year at that time. Only way I will go twice is if I eat something that doesn't agree with me.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:31 PM   #61 (permalink)
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You need to get your body conditioned better. I will go my one and only time today between 3:45 and 4:15...whenever I get home from work. Happens 350 days of the year at that time. Only way I will go twice is if I eat something that doesn't agree with me.
I haven't even eaten since about 6 oclock yesterday evening when I had a turkey sandwich on potato bread with lettuce and provologne cheese with no condiments, and a bottle of water.
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I've already pooped 4 times today!
That ain't nuttin'. I probably went that many times between your first and second BM.
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I haven't pooped in 3 days....
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Old 08-10-2012, 12:09 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I haven't pooped in 3 days....
I hope today treated you to a "clogger" or you might have some internal issues.
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Old 08-30-2012, 10:10 AM   #65 (permalink)
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"Oops! ...I Did It Again"


yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I did it again
I made you believe I'd have clean pants
Oh baby
It might seem like a fart
But it doesn't mean that It's not solid
'Cause to lose all my bowels
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby

[CHORUS:]
Oops!...I did it again
I pooped from my heart, got lost in my pants
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm incontinent
That It's sent from above
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that chipotleway, they truly exist
I cry, watching the stains
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my drawers
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh

[Repeat CHORUS]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard"
"Corbin, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped deuce into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

Oops!...I did it again to your pants
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm holding a fart
I'm not that innocent
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Old 07-23-2013, 11:24 PM   #66 (permalink)
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I did something today that I have never done before. And like the title says I"m not trying to brag.

A little of my personal history first. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) and there are times when I have to go to the bathroom and I have to go right now, and then probably again 3 more times in the next 45 minutes. I go number 2 an average of 6 times a day, and I've gone as many as 42.

So today I'm at work and I bent over to do something and for the first time since I was a small lad I crapped my pants. Not a lot, just a little. But definately enough to consider it crapping my pants. I went to the bathroom and cleaned myself up, and it wasn't that big a deal, nobody there even knows about it. But it's definately interesting what your own body will do to you. The count down is now on until I'm walking around in adult diapers.


Scans.......

By the way

Did it look like Grants?
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Old 07-24-2013, 08:54 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2013, 11:13 AM   #68 (permalink)
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I miss Corby poo....
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must be a tough thing to deal with... aint no shame in something you cant control
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I believe your sale thread from today was more impressive than pooping 42 times in a day
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Old 08-06-2013, 10:21 PM   #72 (permalink)
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I believe your sale thread from today was more impressive than pooping 42 times in a day
I think they are neck and neck. Or maybe turtle head and neck.
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Old 08-06-2013, 11:48 PM   #73 (permalink)
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I didn't read past post #1. But...



SCAN OR BAN!!!!
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Old 08-06-2013, 11:55 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Where's the photo evidence? At least the other guy posted a pic haha.
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Old 08-07-2013, 04:22 AM   #75 (permalink)
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how did this thread go almost a year without being bumped? for shame.
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