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Old 01-19-2012, 08:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I did something today that I have never done before. And like the title says I"m not trying to brag.

A little of my personal history first. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) and there are times when I have to go to the bathroom and I have to go right now, and then probably again 3 more times in the next 45 minutes. I go number 2 an average of 6 times a day, and I've gone as many as 42.

So today I'm at work and I bent over to do something and for the first time since I was a small lad I crapped my pants. Not a lot, just a little. But definately enough to consider it crapping my pants. I went to the bathroom and cleaned myself up, and it wasn't that big a deal, nobody there even knows about it. But it's definately interesting what your own body will do to you. The count down is now on until I'm walking around in adult diapers.
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Cool story bro lol
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ahahahahaha! Oh you poor man, good on you for handling it well.
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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com'on maaaaaan
You're just jealous.
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That happened to a friend of mine when he was laughing too hard.

He was on a ladder at the job and laughed so hard and said uh oh lol
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I'm not sure if this is as cool as my Ironic Mohawk or not, but I think it comes close.
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Don't get a prostate infection. You'll have to wiz like every 10 minutes and it burns,burns,burns
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm not sure if this is as cool as my Ironic Mohawk or not, but I think it comes close.
Explain ironic mohawk please.
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and it wasn't that big a deal, nobody there even knows about it.
Unless they are reading this post
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I thought I was the only person that craps 3-6 times a day!!....
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Only you would make a brag post about crapping yourself....must be that Salsa Rio withdrawal!
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This gets a golf clap Corbin. Congratulations on your achievement. I will have a beer for you tonight.
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My card buying days from you are officially over.....
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My card buying days from you are officially over.....
That's because you know he wipes with the Red Sox cards.
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So, if you were to brag about yourself... I'm not even going to bother. Congrats
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Old 01-19-2012, 11:45 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Hmm - now I wonder if I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome...
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I did something today that I have never done before. And like the title says I"m not trying to brag.

A little of my personal history first. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) and there are times when I have to go to the bathroom and I have to go right now, and then probably again 3 more times in the next 45 minutes. I go number 2 an average of 6 times a day, and I've gone as many as 42.

So today I'm at work and I bent over to do something and for the first time since I was a small lad I crapped my pants. Not a lot, just a little. But definately enough to consider it crapping my pants. I went to the bathroom and cleaned myself up, and it wasn't that big a deal, nobody there even knows about it. But it's definately interesting what your own body will do to you. The count down is now on until I'm walking around in adult diapers.
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Congrats on the achievement my friend!
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Old 01-20-2012, 07:17 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Now was this brought upon yourslef by merely bending over? Or were you trying to squeeze some cheese, and had an episode with flatual fecal blowout (sharting)?

Sharting rules bro!

I Hope you wiped your ass with your tighty whiteys, threw them in the trash right on top for everyone to see, and then went free ballin' the rest of the day.......
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