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Old 03-25-2012, 10:26 PM   #51 (permalink)
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what's red and smells like blue paint?

red paint
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:28 PM   #52 (permalink)
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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
-Being raped by a giant scorpion.
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:28 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?



A barber
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:29 PM   #54 (permalink)
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a dyslexic man walks into a bra
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:29 PM   #55 (permalink)
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:30 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:30 PM   #57 (permalink)
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What's Mary short for?




She's got no legs.
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:30 PM   #58 (permalink)
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The Cubs...
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:30 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Anti Joke - Funny Anti Jokes

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well this kills the thread
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:32 PM   #61 (permalink)
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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
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Who's a gigantic poopy-head party pooper?



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well this kills the thread
There always one person who has to try to kill a good thing. Let us continue this

There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and an American-Indian standing at a bar. Bartender says, "This is an excellent example of an integrated community."
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:36 PM   #64 (permalink)
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No one said you had to stop, that's just where a majority were coming from...there are some good ones there, and I didn't want to post them all.
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what was the pirate movie rated?

pg-13 for violence and nudity
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Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
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No one said you had to stop, that's just where a majority were coming from...there are some good ones there, and I didn't want to post them all.
I guess it's the thought that counts
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Old 03-25-2012, 10:44 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Thread's falling off page 1, bump
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Q) What did the Indian say when his dog jumped off a cliff?

A) (In a monotone Indian voice mind you) Dogone

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what do you call a guy with not arms or legs in front of a door? Matt

what do you call a guy with not arms or legs in a hole? Phil

what do you call a guy with not arms or legs on a piece on paper? Trace
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Funny stuff guys.
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Why couldn't the boy swing?
He had no arms or legs.
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why was the black guy good at basketball?

hard work and dedication
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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop?

He got hit by a car.
That might be the best joke I have ever read on this site.
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What's blue and comes in Brownies?

Cub Scouts.....
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