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Old 03-26-2012, 11:13 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Q: What type of computer can sing well?

A: A Dell
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Old 03-26-2012, 03:15 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?




Cause 7 is a sex offender.
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Old 03-26-2012, 03:23 PM   #78 (permalink)
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What's green and red and goes 100 m.p.h.?

A green and red Corvette.
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Old 03-26-2012, 03:49 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Roses are red, violets are blue
I've got Alzheimer's
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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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why was the black guy good at basketball?

hard work and dedication
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?




Cause 7 is a sex offender.
I just wanted to point out that all of these made me lol at my desk. I can't share them with co workers though so I look crazy. Thanks!
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:05 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Polish guy goes in to a bar and sees a monkey chained up on one end of the bar. Thinking it was peculiar He finally asks the bartender "So why do you have a monkey chained up over there?" The bartender says "watch this", takes out a frying pan and proceeds to whack the monkey across the head knocking him out cold. The monkey finally gets up, walks over to the bartender, unzips his fly and performs a bj on him. The bartender asks the Polish guy "Hey, how would you like to take a shot?" The Polish guy responds "Sure....but don't hit me on the head too hard."
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Old 03-26-2012, 05:02 PM   #81 (permalink)
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When scuba diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat?



Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.
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Old 03-26-2012, 05:30 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I just wanted to point out that all of these made me lol at my desk. I can't share them with co workers though so I look crazy. Thanks!
I laughed pretty hard at the first one. It just hit me right and I laughed for a few minutes and had to post it. The last line is awesome.
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Old 03-26-2012, 06:15 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2012, 06:53 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Cause 7 is a sex offender.
numbers are sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear
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Old 03-26-2012, 07:11 PM   #85 (permalink)
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numbers are sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear
Tell that to 13, 12 is afraid him because he's just a letter masquerading as a number.

12 doesn't think he has enough evidence and is afraid the police won't believe him.
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Old 03-26-2012, 07:57 PM   #86 (permalink)
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This one made my day!
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Old 03-27-2012, 06:57 PM   #87 (permalink)
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why are an eagle and a plum similar?

they're both purple except for the eagle
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Old 03-27-2012, 07:25 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Why wasn't the Mexican hired at the bank?

There were not any job openings at that time. However, his application was going to kept on file because he was a highly qualified individual.
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Old 03-27-2012, 07:32 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, he hands the innkeeper 3 nails and asks "Is somebody missing these?"
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:05 PM   #90 (permalink)
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How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Put a little "boogie" in it.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:07 PM   #91 (permalink)
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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning when she wakes up"

Drives home.
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a duck walks into a bar and the bartender says "what'll you have?" the duck doesn't say anything cause it's a duck

edit: crap someone already posted that so:
what's yellow has 4 wheels and is on its back?

school bus after a tragic accident

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Old 03-27-2012, 08:36 PM   #93 (permalink)
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a duck walks into a bar and the bartender says "what'll you have?" the duck doesn't say anything cause it's a duck

edit: crap someone already posted that so:
what's yellow has 4 wheels and is on its back?

school bus after a tragic accident
I think someone posted the second one too
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:39 PM   #94 (permalink)
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I think someone posted the second one too
really? lol i need to read the thread before i post
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really? lol i need to read the thread before i post
Lol i'm pretty sure
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Old 03-27-2012, 09:16 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Some people are obviously not getting the theme by posting actual jokes that just aren't funny. I believe an anti joke is something that seems like it is going to be a joke but actually has a very serious ending.
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Old 03-27-2012, 09:24 PM   #97 (permalink)
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What is it called when even cat nip can't lift up a cats spirit? Feline Aids
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why did the black guy buy 3 bags of condoms?

he practices safe sex and they were on sale
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs?
-Sir. Don't you think he's been subjected to enough social ridicule? He doesn't need you to add on. Show him some respect.
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What's better than having sex with an 8 year old boy?

Slicking his hair back to make him look 6
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