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Old 06-20-2012, 09:45 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2012, 10:21 PM   #27 (permalink)
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A week or so ago I hacked Anthony's email, and found pictures of him and Corbin doing a circle jerk with banana's up their ass. I promised I wouldn't tell his wife if he gave me a hj, but all he kept saying was "Who do you think took the pictures?." Since I couldn't use that against him anymore, I decided to go to a certain 'retail store he works at' and defecate all over the goddamn place, writing his name on the wall in poo. The sick part, is I saw him get some on his hand while he was cleaning it, and throughout the rest of the day, he smelled it, and got a twisted smile on his face- almost like he was savoring it.


Along comes Anthony after this ordeal- he has a pepperidge farm summer sausage and bottle of crisco in his hands. I asked him what that was for, and he giggles and says "mmbtvs and I are going to play my favorite game tonight." I asked him what game that was and says "Hide the Salami".

I had never heard of that game, but in walks Iblowthelakings doing the cabbage patch. He could not contain his excitement, as he proclaimed that he won last nights game after almost splitting Corbin in two. He said it was kinda like a UFC fight, where you have to tap out if you're going down (which they all did to each other anyway). Corbin almost died doing what he loves most, takin one for the team. He couldn't tap out, because he had a peter in each hand and his mouth was busy occupying 'stale farts' ballbag. Because of this Anthony got jealous and went out of turn. He was forceful agressive and hid the salami on elgaykings instead without notice or lube. It was their version of the human centipede he said, he was very proud that they perfected it. I call it the fudgeworm, but whatever floats their boat.

I have never been so scarred in all of my life, and after hearing this, and seeing those twinks giggle and grab each others sacks, I was Audi 5000.
Watch out for Corbin, he's a spiteful SOB if he doesn't get his gay.


So there you have it.
How the hell did I miss this post the first time around?
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:51 AM   #28 (permalink)
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this chipmaster wife nini

chip love everyone and especially love big boobies

chip wanted me let you know he happy peace now

i try take chips place, but me no how

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Old 06-21-2012, 08:18 AM   #29 (permalink)
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this chipmaster wife nini

chip love everyone and especially love big boobies

chip wanted me let you know he happy peace now

i try take chips place, but me no how

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Nini, I'm sorry to hear about Chip. Was it the giant strap on that you used on him that did him in or was it when he tied a string to his weewee and the other end to a rock and threw it over a cliff trying to make his weewee bigger?
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Old 06-21-2012, 09:12 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Nini, I'm sorry to hear about Chip. Was it the giant strap on that you used on him that did him in or was it when he tied a string to his weewee and the other end to a rock and threw it over a cliff trying to make his weewee bigger?
chip try nail me in pooper no lube

it hurt, i cry many much times

conbin slip ruphynol in chip beer, and when chip long sleeping, conbin molest him many much times

chip love everyone, not like conbin many much tho
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:47 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Nini Chip owed me a half drank Dr Pepper and a melted big stick we can settle for a hummer
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:02 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Nini Chip owed me a half drank Dr Pepper and a melted big stick we can settle for a hummer
Chip no leave me no moneys

Nini not to able buy hummer, Nini have Honda civic

Nini no like hummers or Conbin many much now
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:03 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Chip no leave me no moneys

Nini not to able buy hummer, Nini have Honda civic

Nini no like hummers or Conbin many much now
I can't stop laughing at this Nini alter ego you have created.
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:04 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Nini not to able buy hummer, Nini have Honda civic

Nini no like hummers or Conbin many much now
Ok then how about a roll in the hay or a sushi roll your choice
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:14 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Nini not to able buy hummer, Nini have Honda civic

Nini no like hummers or Conbin many much now
I hear that conbin guy is no good. Why don't you let me fly you up to massachusetts and take care of you? I know you gotta still be pretty fresh. I mean being married to chip guarantees that you're not all stretched out.
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Old 06-21-2012, 08:48 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Nini, you seem familiar. Have you ever been in an amateur video or two? Perhaps something with a fellow named Ed? Also, I could really use the location of Chip's grave. I'd like to come pay my final respects.
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So did Chip finally leave the forums? I assume he's just like herpes....you think he's gone but he'll re appear when you least expect it.
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Old 07-24-2012, 06:13 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:58 PM   #39 (permalink)
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So did Chip finally leave the forums? I assume he's just like herpes....you think he's gone but he'll re appear when you least expect it.
I heard he was last seen in a movie theater in Colorado.
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I heard he was last seen in a movie theater in Colorado.
If that's the case, he'll be back as soon as he runs out of quarters.
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Old 07-24-2012, 09:19 PM   #41 (permalink)
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So did Chip finally leave the forums? I assume he's just like herpes....you think he's gone but he'll re appear when you least expect it.
On a serious note I believe so, no posts from him in 2 weeks. Everyone needs a break every once in a while
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On a serious note I believe so, no posts from him in 2 weeks. Everyone needs a break every once in a while
He's taken long breaks in the past to have some family time or go on vacation. I'm thinking this is another one of those.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:19 PM   #43 (permalink)
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He's logging in so infrequently now I'm going to go ahead and declare him dead again.
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He's logging in so infrequently now I'm going to go ahead and declare him dead again.
He better log in soon. I posted some cards just for him the b/s/t football section.
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I heard Nini"s family had Chipster shipped to the old country to help in the rice patties by day and tricking him out at night.
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I miss Nini.
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Maybe you no let dirty old man show scabby peter on website then!
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