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Old 04-24-2012, 03:53 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Ps- If things get too awkward at your dinner, might I suggest a double-date next time? I will drive up to Western MA. You know who my date needs to be
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Old 04-24-2012, 05:00 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Corbin put it in her A** bro & she'll love you forever lol. JK

We do this too. One thing I would say to try is something neither of you guys have done before & doing that more often than the dinners & such. Dinners & movie are cool too, but get mundane after a while like doing it in the same position all the time.

Things that are out of the norm are best, because it builds excitement like when you guys were kids. Hope that helps & im sure you'll be penetrating soon enough. MMTBVS THE RULER....
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Old 04-24-2012, 06:26 PM   #28 (permalink)
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ok, this is what you need to do without her knowing is to get a hotel room early that day before you go out and fix it up romantically like silk rose peddles on the floor leading to the bed with candles burning and have a cd player going with the cd you made with all the love songs playing and have a tray of (chocolate dipped strawberries) and cheese and crackers and some more fruit and have her a bubble bath ready and sit on the side of the tub feeding these to her....... trust me it works!!!! ive done this....
That's way too much work. Just do her while she's sleeping.
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IF

your wife has a sense of humor
tell he to get all dolled up for a night out on the town
then take her to mickey d's or taco bell and a trip to the lcs
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That's way too much work. Just do her while she's sleeping.
Lol not a good idea either.....it could be considered abuse lol!

Seriously date nights are ok. Like most here that do them its mainly time away from the kids to do things you can't do with them ! We always try and go to a restaurant our daughter won't or can't eat at just so it is different. Dinner out (this way there are no dishes to clean up) and movie night at home is your best plan of action to get some of the cooch. Suck it up watch something that you would not tell us you watched otherwise (think Notebook or Fireproof). If that doesn't work my friend you are screwed in the cooch department. Only good reason any man should watch any of those types of movies. 1 or 2 nights a month are good and like someone said before don't do it because the others are doing it, eventually thats all she will see it as and you are back to the ole rosie palm. GL my friend GL!
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Old 04-24-2012, 06:56 PM   #31 (permalink)
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then take her to mickey d's or taco bell and a trip to the lcs
Hahahaha.

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Old 04-24-2012, 06:59 PM   #32 (permalink)
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You could take her to church.
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My wife and i try this date night stuff too. We have a 17 month old, and normally my parents take him overnight once a week for us... When our work schedules work out we plan a date night. It normally goes with a nice dinner, then maybe a walk by the lake. Then at this point i think i'm gonna get lucky, and sure as sh*t, i get nothing. I find i have better luck getting action when i dont give a f*ck... Try it
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My wife has these friends who are married and to help keep their marriage fresh they go on dates a couple of times a month. So now she wants us to start doing this. And since she's been very selfish with her cooch lately I'm willing to give it a shot, but if she's not putting out, I'm gonna drop the idea like a bad habbit. Most recently her friends went to dinner and a play. (I'm not a big play guy)

So, first date will be next week probably. We're going to dinner at an Indian restaurant that we like, and then we're going to go to a hot tub place called East Heaven Hot Tubs.

Any of you do this kind of stuff? And if so, (assuming of course this works out for me) what other kind of dates do you guys suggest that I try?
If she continues to be stingy with the cooch just let her catch you pleasuring yourself and act like you arent interested , that will show her!
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If she continues to be stingy with the cooch just let her catch you pleasuring yourself and act like you arent interested , that will show her!
Ok better yet, just let her catch you with her sister... that'll teach her
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Ok better yet, just let her catch you with her sister... that'll teach her
One up that, let her catch you slippin the meatpole to Lemur. That'll REALLY teach her.....
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Maybe you guys just need to up your game.

Now I understand why everyone is so grumpy here.
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My wife has these friends who are married and to help keep their marriage fresh they go on dates a couple of times a month. So now she wants us to start doing this. And since she's been very selfish with her cooch lately I'm willing to give it a shot, but if she's not putting out, I'm gonna drop the idea like a bad habbit. Most recently her friends went to dinner and a play. (I'm not a big play guy)

So, first date will be next week probably. We're going to dinner at an Indian restaurant that we like, and then we're going to go to a hot tub place called East Heaven Hot Tubs.

Any of you do this kind of stuff? And if so, (assuming of course this works out for me) what other kind of dates do you guys suggest that I try?
1. don't expect "the cooch" on the first date, even if you are married. If you get it, congrats, its an added bonus! Let her make the first move.

2. write her a little note the morning of your date saying how much you are looking forward to your evening together.

3. Re-connect with her on an emotional level. Talk about stuff that you normally wouldn't talk about with her. Ask her questions about things she is intrested in, etc.

4. dress to impress

5. Tell her how beautiful she looks and mean it.

I personally prefer fun casual dates like mini-golf. Our town also has this event called First Friday where all the local shops stay open later on the first Friday of the month and serve free wine. My husband and I are going next week. I can't wait to spend the evening with him. Does he get "the cooch", you ask? 2-4 times per week because he does all the things I listed minus dress to impress. He'd be up to 5 if he dressed better.
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It gets really tough once you start having kids. Our families are all from out of town, and most of our friends have kids themselves, so it's quite the ordeal getting the sitter(s) lined up. We try to get a sitter and go out every few weeks or so.

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Maybe you guys just need to up your game.

Now I understand why everyone is so grumpy here.
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Maybe you guys just need to up your game.

Now I understand why everyone is so grumpy here.
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1. don't expect "the cooch" on the first date, even if you are married. If you get it, congrats, its an added bonus! Let her make the first move.

2. write her a little note the morning of your date saying how much you are looking forward to your evening together.

3. Re-connect with her on an emotional level. Talk about stuff that you normally wouldn't talk about with her. Ask her questions about things she is intrested in, etc.


4. dress to impress

5. Tell her how beautiful she looks and mean it.

I personally prefer fun casual dates like mini-golf. Our town also has this event called First Friday where all the local shops stay open later on the first Friday of the month and serve free wine. My husband and I are going next week. I can't wait to spend the evening with him. Does he get "the cooch", you ask? 2-4 times per week because he does all the things I listed minus dress to impress. He'd be up to 5 if he dressed better.

Bawhahhahaahhaahah. Yea like this is gonna get through.Thanks for playing
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If you gotta date your wife to get some puzzy kick the #@#@#@#@#@#@ to the curb hookers are sexier and cheaper, Effing dumbazz
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If you gotta date your wife to get some puzzy kick the #@#@#@#@#@#@ to the curb hookers are sexier and cheaper, Effing dumbazz
Pretty sure ronlabo just invited you to a gangbang...
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Old 04-25-2012, 03:55 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Take the wife to the local strip club. They got great buffalo wings there.
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Truer words have never been spoken! Thanks for the new quote
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CBO pm'd me and was concerned

He wanted an update
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if the wife wont put out, try swinging. that keeps relationships fresh.
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if the wife wont put out, try swinging. that keeps relationships fresh.
I suggested it, sort of, and she shot it down.
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I suggested it, sort of, and she shot it down.
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Or Read yet again, another epic thread, deleted...........Ranked better than the "mmbtvs RIP thread".......I really don't understand why it was deleted, considering you're goal in your thread was to get laid.....PRUDES!

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I agree, if you can't watch your wife slobbin a knob while you're floggin her, what the eff is left in life? 1qaa - <---my 18 months old contribution, lmfao
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