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Old 04-26-2012, 08:17 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Or Read yet again, another epic thread, deleted...........Ranked better than the "mmbtvs RIP thread".......I really don't understand why it was deleted, considering you're goal in your thread was to get laid.....PRUDES!

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Old 04-27-2012, 07:22 AM   #53 (permalink)
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huh? What I miss?
I took your dating thread, named it "Nailing your Wife...." copied it verbatim, replaced and added few words like "swing", and it was friggin hilarious.....

Lasted all of 2 minutes............at least CBO saw it....lmfao
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Old 04-27-2012, 02:57 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Typical, but, go to a movie. i remember i went with my gf and we could not stop making out. yes the full 2 hours! that #@#@#@#@ cray. the longest ive ever made out. wasted my money on the movie. I think it was 7 pounds featuring will smith?? But anyways, great time
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Old 04-27-2012, 03:22 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Typical, but, go to a movie. i remember i went with my gf and we could not stop making out. yes the full 2 hours! that #@#@#@#@ cray. the longest ive ever made out. wasted my money on the movie. I think it was 7 pounds featuring will smith?? But anyways, great time
See I think it's different when you're married, especially when you've been married for so long and have kids. I'm not at that point but I keep hearing stories from other married couples and I can't see that happening to me (of course because I'm still a newly wed and naive) but I'm sure it's going to.

I'm curious to see how long everyone has been married. Also, when did you guys notice that the spark became harder to ignite?
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:53 PM   #56 (permalink)
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See I think it's different when you're married, especially when you've been married for so long and have kids. I'm not at that point but I keep hearing stories from other married couples and I can't see that happening to me (of course because I'm still a newly wed and naive) but I'm sure it's going to.

I'm curious to see how long everyone has been married. Also, when did you guys notice that the spark became harder to ignite?
I'm no where near to getting married but damm it seems married people stop having fun when they get married.
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:09 PM   #57 (permalink)
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See I think it's different when you're married, especially when you've been married for so long and have kids. I'm not at that point but I keep hearing stories from other married couples and I can't see that happening to me (of course because I'm still a newly wed and naive) but I'm sure it's going to.

I'm curious to see how long everyone has been married. Also, when did you guys notice that the spark became harder to ignite?
Been married 6 years, the spark was gone about a year before we got married.
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Been married 6 years, the spark was gone about a year before we got married.
Hot damn, man. That is sad as hell. My lady still looks for me in the middle of the morning, day, and night. Maybe mine needs to talk to yours.
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Hot damn, man. That is sad as hell. My lady still looks for me in the middle of the morning, day, and night. Maybe mine needs to talk to yours.
Make that happen.
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Hot damn, man. That is sad as hell. My lady still looks for me in the middle of the morning, day, and night. Maybe mine needs to talk to yours.
I'm surprised you don't have twenty kids
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I'm surprised you don't have twenty kids
The wifey is fixed, otherwise I would probably have an other one or two by now.
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The wifey is fixed, otherwise I would probably have an other one or two by now.
That explains A LOT

No wonder you get laid all of the time......

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I feel bad for you guys. I've been married for 14 years and I have been denied only once. And that was because it was three in the morning and she was sick.

The date night is a good idea. It always works for me but then again everything works for me.

Maybe she doesn't want to fool around with you because you suck at arousing her. Google g spot and then act like Antonio Banderas.
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I feel bad for you guys. I've been married for 14 years and I have been denied only once. And that was because it was three in the morning and she was sick.

The date night is a good idea. It always works for me but then again everything works for me.

Maybe she doesn't want to fool around with you because you suck at arousing her. Google g spot and then act like Antonio Banderas.
Lmfao! The rook giving mmbtvs advice. Although I'm sure at this point, he'd accept it from a paraplegic gay, deaf homo...lmfao
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I've never had a problem performing as my history with past girlfriends proves. However, part of the problem is that we're not kids anymore, and she's older than I am. She turned 40 this past december. And she hates herself. Physically anyway.
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I've never had a problem performing as my history with past girlfriends proves. However, part of the problem is that we're not kids anymore, and she's older than I am. She turned 40 this past december. And she hates herself. Physically anyway.
im telling you put it in her *** & you'll thank me later lol.

Who cares what she looks like. Rub her up & she'll feel just fine.

Tell her she's the most beautiful piece of a** you've ever seen & no matter what she looks like she'll wanna jump your bones.

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I've never had a problem performing as my history with past girlfriends proves. However, part of the problem is that we're not kids anymore, and she's older than I am. She turned 40 this past december. And she hates herself. Physically anyway.
So Wilford Brimley, just how old are you? I'm 38, and I hit the skins any time I really want. It's tough with two kids, and busy work schedules, but if I want something, Mrs. Chipmaster takes care of it......I totally think she's superwoman for it, so if you needs tips (not flesh), I can give y9ou some.


Just sayin' "hey baby, I wantg it doesn't work."
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I've never had a problem performing as my history with past girlfriends proves. However, part of the problem is that we're not kids anymore, and she's older than I am. She turned 40 this past december. And she hates herself. Physically anyway.
Now that explains quite a bit. Do you do anything to make her feel sexy? After kid #2, my wife didn't feel as good about herself as before, but I always try to make her feel desired. That is a big part of making sure that the flame doesn't die out.
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Tip #1: Blow in her ear and tell her "Yo Adrian! I Love you!"

Tip #2: Whip that bad boy out, put it in a hot dog bun and ask if she's hungry

Tip #3: Next time she's asleep with her mouth open, pounce on the opportunity

I can go on
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Tip #1: Blow in her ear and tell her "Yo Adrian! I Love you!"

Tip #2: Whip that bad boy out, put it in a hot dog bun and ask if she's hungry

Tip #3: Next time she's asleep with her mouth open, pounce on the opportunity

I can go on
She's told me that tip #3 would be fine. Just not to wake her up. That seems a little too rapey to me though.
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Do yall know what the number one thing that removes spark from a relationship?
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Wedding Cake!
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She's told me that tip #3 would be fine. Just not to wake her up. That seems a little too rapey to me though.
LOL till she coughs and you get bitten
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So Corbin,

Did you get laid since starting this thread ????
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So Corbin,

Did you get laid since starting this thread ????
Ummm.....
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Ummm.....
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