Dating your wife.... - Page 3

mmbtvs · 04-26-2012, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by chipmaster

Or Read yet again, another epic thread, deleted...........Ranked better than the "mmbtvs RIP thread".......I really don't understand why it was deleted, considering you're goal in your thread was to get laid.....PRUDES!

Freakin Jesus 'Effin C........

Charlie Chaplin lives

corbin baby, xhamster is free, and you don't have to take it out to dinner

huh? What I miss?

thewild3 · 04-26-2012, 10:33 PM

chipmaster · 04-27-2012, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by mmbtvs

huh? What I miss?

I took your dating thread, named it "Nailing your Wife...." copied it verbatim, replaced and added few words like "swing", and it was friggin hilarious.....

Lasted all of 2 minutes............at least CBO saw it....lmfao

lakernation10 · 04-27-2012, 02:57 PM

Typical, but, go to a movie. i remember i went with my gf and we could not stop making out. yes the full 2 hours! that #@#@#@#@ cray. the longest ive ever made out. wasted my money on the movie. I think it was 7 pounds featuring will smith?? But anyways, great time

Nodie27 · 04-27-2012, 03:22 PM

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Typical, but, go to a movie. i remember i went with my gf and we could not stop making out. yes the full 2 hours! that #@#@#@#@ cray. the longest ive ever made out. wasted my money on the movie. I think it was 7 pounds featuring will smith?? But anyways, great time

See I think it's different when you're married, especially when you've been married for so long and have kids. I'm not at that point but I keep hearing stories from other married couples and I can't see that happening to me (of course because I'm still a newly wed and naive) but I'm sure it's going to.

I'm curious to see how long everyone has been married. Also, when did you guys notice that the spark became harder to ignite?

lakernation10 · 04-27-2012, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nodie27

See I think it's different when you're married, especially when you've been married for so long and have kids. I'm not at that point but I keep hearing stories from other married couples and I can't see that happening to me (of course because I'm still a newly wed and naive) but I'm sure it's going to.

I'm curious to see how long everyone has been married. Also, when did you guys notice that the spark became harder to ignite?

I'm no where near to getting married but damm it seems married people stop having fun when they get married.

mmbtvs · 04-27-2012, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Nodie27

See I think it's different when you're married, especially when you've been married for so long and have kids. I'm not at that point but I keep hearing stories from other married couples and I can't see that happening to me (of course because I'm still a newly wed and naive) but I'm sure it's going to.

I'm curious to see how long everyone has been married. Also, when did you guys notice that the spark became harder to ignite?

Been married 6 years, the spark was gone about a year before we got married.

ilovethelakings · 04-27-2012, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mmbtvs

Been married 6 years, the spark was gone about a year before we got married.

Hot damn, man. That is sad as hell. My lady still looks for me in the middle of the morning, day, and night. Maybe mine needs to talk to yours.

mmbtvs · 04-27-2012, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ilovethelakings

Hot damn, man. That is sad as hell. My lady still looks for me in the middle of the morning, day, and night. Maybe mine needs to talk to yours.

Make that happen.

Nodie27 · 04-27-2012, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ilovethelakings

Hot damn, man. That is sad as hell. My lady still looks for me in the middle of the morning, day, and night. Maybe mine needs to talk to yours.

I'm surprised you don't have twenty kids

ilovethelakings · 04-27-2012, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nodie27

I'm surprised you don't have twenty kids

The wifey is fixed, otherwise I would probably have an other one or two by now.

chipmaster · 05-01-2012, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ilovethelakings

The wifey is fixed, otherwise I would probably have an other one or two by now.

That explains A LOT

No wonder you get laid all of the time......

Corbin - All your wife needs to do is get her tubes tied, and you'll get LAID like a mother effer!

archiebunkerjr · 05-01-2012, 07:05 PM

I feel bad for you guys. I've been married for 14 years and I have been denied only once. And that was because it was three in the morning and she was sick.

The date night is a good idea. It always works for me but then again everything works for me.

Maybe she doesn't want to fool around with you because you suck at arousing her. Google g spot and then act like Antonio Banderas.

chipmaster · 05-01-2012, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by archiebunkerjr

I feel bad for you guys. I've been married for 14 years and I have been denied only once. And that was because it was three in the morning and she was sick.

The date night is a good idea. It always works for me but then again everything works for me.

Maybe she doesn't want to fool around with you because you suck at arousing her. Google g spot and then act like Antonio Banderas.

Lmfao! The rook giving mmbtvs advice. Although I'm sure at this point, he'd accept it from a paraplegic gay, deaf homo...lmfao

mmbtvs · 05-01-2012, 08:12 PM

I've never had a problem performing as my history with past girlfriends proves. However, part of the problem is that we're not kids anymore, and she's older than I am. She turned 40 this past december. And she hates herself. Physically anyway.

bboi30 · 05-01-2012, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mmbtvs

I've never had a problem performing as my history with past girlfriends proves. However, part of the problem is that we're not kids anymore, and she's older than I am. She turned 40 this past december. And she hates herself. Physically anyway.

im telling you put it in her *** & you'll thank me later lol.

Who cares what she looks like. Rub her up & she'll feel just fine.

Tell her she's the most beautiful piece of a** you've ever seen & no matter what she looks like she'll wanna jump your bones.

YOU"RE WELCOME.

chipmaster · 05-01-2012, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mmbtvs

I've never had a problem performing as my history with past girlfriends proves. However, part of the problem is that we're not kids anymore, and she's older than I am. She turned 40 this past december. And she hates herself. Physically anyway.

So Wilford Brimley, just how old are you? I'm 38, and I hit the skins any time I really want. It's tough with two kids, and busy work schedules, but if I want something, Mrs. Chipmaster takes care of it......I totally think she's superwoman for it, so if you needs tips (not flesh), I can give y9ou some.

Just sayin' "hey baby, I wantg it doesn't work."

ilovethelakings · 05-01-2012, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mmbtvs

I've never had a problem performing as my history with past girlfriends proves. However, part of the problem is that we're not kids anymore, and she's older than I am. She turned 40 this past december. And she hates herself. Physically anyway.

Now that explains quite a bit. Do you do anything to make her feel sexy? After kid #2, my wife didn't feel as good about herself as before, but I always try to make her feel desired. That is a big part of making sure that the flame doesn't die out.

chipmaster · 05-02-2012, 08:19 AM

Tip #1: Blow in her ear and tell her "Yo Adrian! I Love you!"

Tip #2: Whip that bad boy out, put it in a hot dog bun and ask if she's hungry

Tip #3: Next time she's asleep with her mouth open, pounce on the opportunity

I can go on

mmbtvs · 05-02-2012, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by chipmaster

Tip #1: Blow in her ear and tell her "Yo Adrian! I Love you!"

Tip #2: Whip that bad boy out, put it in a hot dog bun and ask if she's hungry

Tip #3: Next time she's asleep with her mouth open, pounce on the opportunity

I can go on

She's told me that tip #3 would be fine. Just not to wake her up. That seems a little too rapey to me though.

37Jetson · 05-02-2012, 08:51 PM

Do yall know what the number one thing that removes spark from a relationship?
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Wedding Cake!

imbaked247 · 05-02-2012, 09:10 PM

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She's told me that tip #3 would be fine. Just not to wake her up. That seems a little too rapey to me though.

LOL till she coughs and you get bitten

chipmaster · 05-07-2012, 08:12 AM

So Corbin,

Did you get laid since starting this thread ????

mmbtvs · 05-07-2012, 08:45 AM

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So Corbin,

Did you get laid since starting this thread ????

Ummm.....

Ooosh · 05-07-2012, 09:08 AM

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Ummm.....

04-26-2012, 10:33 PM	#52 (permalink)
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lakernation10 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: CALi Posts: 2,575	Typical, but, go to a movie. i remember i went with my gf and we could not stop making out. yes the full 2 hours! that #@#@#@#@ cray. the longest ive ever made out. wasted my money on the movie. I think it was 7 pounds featuring will smith?? But anyways, great time __________________ *Collecting the UCLA PG's Jordan Farmar And Darren Collison*

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archiebunkerjr Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 257	I feel bad for you guys. I've been married for 14 years and I have been denied only once. And that was because it was three in the morning and she was sick. The date night is a good idea. It always works for me but then again everything works for me. Maybe she doesn't want to fool around with you because you suck at arousing her. Google g spot and then act like Antonio Banderas. __________________ My Bucket Updated on 2012.01.23 - http://s176.photobucket.com/albums/w179/archiebunkerjr/

05-02-2012, 08:19 AM	#69 (permalink)
chipmaster Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,813 dirkdiggler	Tip #1: Blow in her ear and tell her "Yo Adrian! I Love you!" Tip #2: Whip that bad boy out, put it in a hot dog bun and ask if she's hungry Tip #3: Next time she's asleep with her mouth open, pounce on the opportunity I can go on __________________ I collect Ryan Leaf Rookies

05-02-2012, 08:51 PM	#71 (permalink)
37Jetson Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: South Central PA Posts: 7,525 Tigers1984WS	Do yall know what the number one thing that removes spark from a relationship? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wedding Cake! __________________ Greed makes weak people do some incredibly weak things - Andrewjones

05-01-2012, 08:12 PM	#65 (permalink)
mmbtvs Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,675	I've never had a problem performing as my history with past girlfriends proves. However, part of the problem is that we're not kids anymore, and she's older than I am. She turned 40 this past december. And she hates herself. Physically anyway.

05-07-2012, 08:12 AM	#73 (permalink)
chipmaster Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,813 dirkdiggler	So Corbin, Did you get laid since starting this thread ???? __________________ I collect Ryan Leaf Rookies

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