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Old 05-07-2012, 09:32 AM   #76 (permalink)
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So Corbin,

Did you get laid since starting this thread ????
I hope for his sake she doesn't read this thread because is she did the only poon he'll be getting will be from his gym sock before he falls asleep on the couch.

My wife still "hall rapes" me. If we cross each other's path in the hall, she will shove me to the wall and try to get my in the bedroom. Its nice when I am ready for it, but if I'm not (like when I just wake up), it looks like a really nasty body check... something that Brendan Shannahan would suspend her for (especially for being a repeat offender).

Not sure if this thread is true, but I'm sorry you feel this way about your wife. you should really cherish the fact that your wife still actually wants to be seen in public with you.
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Old 05-07-2012, 10:30 AM   #77 (permalink)
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you should really cherish the fact that your wife still actually wants to be seen in public with you.


Oh Puh-lease! Corbin doesn't need consolations right now......he needs sweet pokin's

Corbin, don't feel bad. I didn't get tail for 6 months when my wife was pregnant with our last child. Doctors orders unfortunately.......

I feel yer pain!
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Old 05-07-2012, 10:36 AM   #78 (permalink)
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Oh Puh-lease! Corbin doesn't need consolations right now......he needs sweet pokin's

Corbin, don't feel bad. I didn't get tail for 6 months when my wife was pregnant with our last child. Doctors orders unfortunately.......

I feel yer pain!
I'm gonna keep working on it, and I will celebrate on here when I break through.
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Old 05-07-2012, 02:12 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Ummm.....
Brother, have you thought about going to a sex counselor with your lady?
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Old 05-07-2012, 10:01 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Brother, have you thought about going to a sex counselor with your lady?
I don't think they have those in Massachusetts.
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I don't think they have those in Massachusetts.
This might help There are a bunch available in your area.

http://therapists.psychologytoday.co...ate=MA&spec=17

And if you want to venture outside of your town, you can always look here.

Massachusetts (MA) Sex Therapy Therapist - Sex Therapy Therapist Massachusetts (MA) - Sex Therapy Counseling Massachusetts (MA)

You can thank me later when your lady is giving you some sweet lovin' on a regular basis again.
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Old 05-15-2012, 08:53 AM   #82 (permalink)
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It's been another week, you hit that yet?
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It's been another week, you hit that yet?
He probably has, but it was with a bat to the head and she was sleeping.....
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It's been another week, you hit that yet?
Nope.
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You want me to come pre-heat the oven for you?
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I don't even know what that means.
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Old 05-18-2012, 11:28 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Dude, I'd be PISSED if my lady was holding out for as long as yours has.

I would seriously have a discussion letting her know that in marriage their are certain "needs" that should be fulfilled to keep the marriage healthy. Let her know that as a man, a beast if you will, you have urges that need to be satisfied.

Unless she caught you spanking it to ghey porn, I don't see what the hold up is......
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I don't even know what that means.

Oh my....don't ask questions, Corbin. Just say yes.
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my shorts just got tight all of a sudden.
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I think my woman was a man in a previous life. She attacks me often and if I am too tired or need to do something she pouts. Plus when she is "done" she passes out lol
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I think my woman was a man in a previous life. She attacks me often and if I am too tired or need to do something she pouts. Plus when she is "done" she passes out lol
Maybe.....just maybe.....she was a man in this life

And Corbin, you should take up the preheating offer
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Old 05-18-2012, 02:58 PM   #92 (permalink)
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So Conbin, are you hard up enough at this point to hit this:

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I like you.
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Maybe.....just maybe.....she was a man in this life

And Corbin, you should take up the preheating offer
No, she is all woman

Even has all the "lady Parts" lol
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If she's hot and you're not taking her out, someone else will!!
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Well since no one else has asked, Is it possible that your lady is seeing someone else ?? Hope I'm wrong but it might explain somethings.
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All I know is I came home from work, mother in law took the kids for a few hours and wife took care of chip already for the weekend..........I love Fridays!!!

You really need a routine man....
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So Chip comes just once a weekend?

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All I know is I came home from work, mother in law took the kids for a few hours and wife took care of chip already for the weekend..........I love Fridays!!!

You really need a routine man....
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Well since no one else has asked, Is it possible that your lady is seeing someone else ?? Hope I'm wrong but it might explain somethings.
I would be very surprised if she was. I don't think there is a whole lot of opportunity for that to happen.
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I would be very surprised if she was. I don't think there is a whole lot of opportunity for that to happen.
Explain.....
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