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Old 05-18-2012, 10:45 PM   #101 (permalink)
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She is either at work, home, or her friend holly's house all the time. I've never tried to call her on a land line and not gotten a hold of her.
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I'd be getting Joey Grecko on the phone asap
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Old 05-18-2012, 10:53 PM   #103 (permalink)
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She is either at work, home, or her friend holly's house all the time. I've never tried to call her on a land line and not gotten a hold of her.
I thought you were going to say you kept chained in the basement or some crazy crap like that Have you tried the 3 a.m. late night poke yet?
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Old 05-18-2012, 11:00 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Maybe she's having *ahem* issues down there that she's embarrassed about?

You're married. It's okay to talk about things. Just be straight up honest with her and have a chat! Tell her how you feel. What's the worst that can happen???
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Old 05-19-2012, 08:07 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Maybe Holly is taking care of her "needs"...
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Old 05-19-2012, 10:05 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Maybe Holly is taking care of her "needs"...
I was just thinking that myself. I know two guys that this has happened to.
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Old 05-19-2012, 10:56 AM   #107 (permalink)
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Well,unless you both have let yourselfs go (extra 100 pounds,don't bath etc.),it sounds like you take each other for granted.Time to go back and remember what you both liked about each other.
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Old 05-19-2012, 11:20 AM   #108 (permalink)
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I think some anal would right the ship......
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Old 05-19-2012, 11:21 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Yeah, announce your presence with authority!

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Old 05-19-2012, 11:54 AM   #110 (permalink)
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Why is wrong with a conversation? There has to be some reason, and if you cannot figure it out then you need to talk.

Maybe she doesn't feel attractive to you, maybe she doesn't find you attractive anymore. Maybe you need to man up and ask her
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Old 05-19-2012, 12:22 PM   #111 (permalink)
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How did you date go, in general?
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Old 05-19-2012, 02:01 PM   #112 (permalink)
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She is either at work, home, or her friend holly's house all the time. I've never tried to call her on a land line and not gotten a hold of her.
I hope 'Holly' isn't 6'5" with a cock! And just curious have you ever gone by 'Holly's' house when she is supposed to be there, as you state she does not have time to be messing around, well the obvious opportunity would be the Holly option, if she has time to spend there... well I think you get the picture!
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Prayers going out tonight so Conbin can get his stubby, little white pole, in a tight white hole tonight......

And Lord do we all pray........
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Prayers going out tonight so Conbin can get his stubby, little white pole, in a tight white hole tonight......

And Lord do we all pray........
How did you know it was little?
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We talked this morning. She feels fat and old. She's getting grey hair, and since I bought a new scale she has been weighing herself, and she is heavier than she thought she was going to be. I might have to smother her with a pillow.
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I might have to smother her with a pillow.
This might be your only answer.
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Old 05-20-2012, 11:52 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Just tell her nicely that neither one of you as you grow old is going to get ANY more attractive, and to just accept it. Let her know that you don't give a #@#@#@#@ what she looks like, as long as she puts out. Then kindly let her know that what you said was not an invitation to eat whatever she wants.

That should work pretty well I'd think
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Old 05-20-2012, 04:23 PM   #118 (permalink)
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We talked this morning. She feels fat and old. She's getting grey hair, and since I bought a new scale she has been weighing herself, and she is heavier than she thought she was going to be. I might have to smother her with a pillow.
Buy her a gift certificate for a nice salon to have her hair done, get a pedi/mani etc. Tell her you already find her beautiful but want her to feel good about herself. And, go pick out a card about about how much you love her and give her the gift certificate in that. Emotional stimulation is just as important as physical for a women. Men like things direct. Women like subtle gestures that show you care. Yes, it is annoying but if you want to win the game you have to play it.

The best thing my husband did when I was pregnant was found other pregnant women attractive. I know it sounds odd but his view of beauty was changing with my body type and that made me feel hot. It is hard when you don't feel attractive to get your groove on.

Throw the scale out the window or hide it. Start going on walks with her. Good luck.
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Corbin, my friend, I think it is time for you to take her like an animal. Call her your bitch, grab her by her hair, show her your passionate side, and take her in a way that she's never been taken. Sometimes you have to whore it up a bit with your wife. That works with my lady all the time. Hell, it worked before today's game. The Kings may not had scored this afternoon....but I did.
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Funny thread.

Get it in yet?
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Corbin, my friend, I think it is time for you to take her like an animal. Call her your bitch, grab her by her hair, show her your passionate side, and take her in a way that she's never been taken. Sometimes you have to whore it up a bit with your wife. That works with my lady all the time. Hell, it worked before today's game. The Kings may not had scored this afternoon....but I did.
Now this works lol
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:25 PM   #122 (permalink)
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She is either at work, home, or her friend holly's house all the time. I've never tried to call her on a land line and not gotten a hold of her.
Maybe she is doing Holly? Still say you let her catch ya punching the clown and then ask her for a hand as to your arm is tierd. Im gonna ruffle my ladies feathers in your honor
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Old 05-24-2012, 07:41 PM   #123 (permalink)
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Here's to Conbin getting some tail this memorial day weekend!!!

All of those in favor say Aye!
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Corbinator, have you thought about using ruffies yet? Chip stands by their ability to get the job done
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