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Old 06-16-2012, 05:38 PM   #151 (permalink)
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Yeaaaaaaaaa buddy. You did it!


Celebration time!!!

Yo Gabba Gabba will now forever be linked to Corbin's sexual conquest. Guess my 15-month old son will be watching that show alone from now on...
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:59 PM   #152 (permalink)
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been married almost 11 years (June). keep her happy!!!
I wasn't into plays, but we've done a few and if YOU pick one it will go along way and you might actually enjoy it.

someone suggested "other things" walking, bike riding, shooting range. Not the usual date, but the time together is what counts.
Thank you! All women really want is a man to keep her happy (this obviously differs from woman to woman). If you can master that simple task she will pretty much do anything for you...it really is that simple. If your wife/girlfriend wants a few date nights with you then you should be more than happy to comply. Is it really THAT hard I mean come on... you have to eat anyway. Some guys can be so selfish. I don't blame your wife for not giving up "the cooch". It's probably such a chore for her anyway. Try going somewhere like Applebees where your selfish behind can at least see the game too.
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Old 06-16-2012, 08:37 PM   #153 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2012, 08:39 AM   #154 (permalink)
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Thank you! All women really want is a man to keep her happy (this obviously differs from woman to woman). If you can master that simple task she will pretty much do anything for you...it really is that simple. If your wife/girlfriend wants a few date nights with you then you should be more than happy to comply. Is it really THAT hard I mean come on... you have to eat anyway. Some guys can be so selfish. I don't blame your wife for not giving up "the cooch". It's probably such a chore for her anyway. Try going somewhere like Applebees where your selfish behind can at least see the game too.
I actually don't watch much sports on tv, and I take her out to eat probably on average once a week, but she doesn't consider that a date.
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Old 06-17-2012, 12:02 PM   #155 (permalink)
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This is obviously not from somebody that has been married 15-20 years. If you think that it is easy to keep a woman happy so she gives up the cooch on your command I want to live your Utopia.

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Thank you! All women really want is a man to keep her happy (this obviously differs from woman to woman). If you can master that simple task she will pretty much do anything for you...it really is that simple. If your wife/girlfriend wants a few date nights with you then you should be more than happy to comply. Is it really THAT hard I mean come on... you have to eat anyway. Some guys can be so selfish. I don't blame your wife for not giving up "the cooch". It's probably such a chore for her anyway. Try going somewhere like Applebees where your selfish behind can at least see the game too.
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Old 07-30-2012, 08:20 PM   #157 (permalink)
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Saturday night score!!!!!!!

She was pretty liquored up.
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Old 07-30-2012, 08:27 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Saturday night score!!!!!!!

She was pretty liquored up.
This just in. A photo of Corbin's lady has popped up on the net. She appears to be quite drunk indeed, and I am guessing this is a pic of her "pre-mount"

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I got me some!!!!!!! Jealous, ladies?
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good job big dog....but quite a bit of time between posts....maybe your wife talks to mine...
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I bet it was the best 8 seconds of her life. Congrats!
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I bet it was the best 8 seconds of her life. Congrats!
Woah! Slow down there buddy. 8 seconds? I'm not a machine.
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Woah! Slow down there buddy. 8 seconds? I'm not a machine.
Well was it good enough to at least make her want to get up and make you a sandwich to show her gratitude?
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Well was it good enough to at least make her want to get up and make you a sandwich to show her gratitude?
No. But she did orgasm before I did. And she's a squirter.
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No. But she did orgasm before I did. And she's a squirter.
I am terrified yet strangely aroused.
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And she's a squirter.
So am I.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:38 AM   #167 (permalink)
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You are an animal, Corbin!
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No. But she did orgasm before I did. And she's a squirter.
oh man..your lucky...ive tried and tried but either im an idiot or my wife is unable...damn!!!!
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Old 01-11-2013, 12:15 PM   #169 (permalink)
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I love this thread forever and for always!
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Old 01-11-2013, 12:27 PM   #170 (permalink)
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oh man..your lucky...ive tried and tried but either im an idiot or my wife is unable...damn!!!!
Are you trying to accomplish this through intercourse or through cannulingus? In my experience, you have to go through cannulingus to get the best "results".

They keys to the female orgasm are:

1. Comfort
2. Trust
3. Moisture
4. Clitoris stimulation
5. G-Spot stimulation (which is located in the anterior wall of the vagina. Think of it as just under the clitoris)


You do these things and you increase your chances!
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Old 01-11-2013, 12:33 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Are you trying to accomplish this through intercourse or through cannulingus? In my experience, you have to go through cannulingus to get the best "results".

They keys to the female orgasm are:

1. Comfort
2. Trust
3. Moisture
4. Clitoris stimulation
5. G-Spot stimulation (which is located in the anterior wall of the vagina. Think of it as just under the clitoris)


You do these things and you increase your chances!
Quoted for my friend Jeremy. (Not from Florida) His instructions included rope, tape, and adult diapers.
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Old 01-11-2013, 12:35 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Quoted for my friend Jeremy. His instructions included rope, tape, and adult diapers.
That works too ONLY if you are playing Kenny G in the background.
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Are you trying to accomplish this through intercourse or through cannulingus? In my experience, you have to go through cannulingus to get the best "results".

They keys to the female orgasm are:

1. Comfort
2. Trust
3. Moisture
4. Clitoris stimulation
5. G-Spot stimulation (which is located in the anterior wall of the vagina. Think of it as just under the clitoris)


You do these things and you increase your chances!
oh..so you watched that video on youporn too?
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oh..so you watched that video on youporn too?
Actually I watched a video by Nina Hartley when I was about 16. After that it was trial and error. Every girl is different but if you do those things you should increase your chances. Of course, there are some girls that cannot or don't allow themselves to let go due to psychological reasons, but like I said, the above should at least get you close.....actually should get her close.
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Quoted for my friend Jeremy. His instructions included rope, tape, and adult diapers.

Oh great now the androgenous little douchenozzle will have THIS thread deleted too.

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