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Old 01-11-2013, 02:04 PM   #176 (permalink)
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Are you trying to accomplish this through intercourse or through cannulingus? In my experience, you have to go through cannulingus to get the best "results".

They keys to the female orgasm are:

1. Comfort
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3. Moisture
4. Clitoris stimulation
5. G-Spot stimulation (which is located in the anterior wall of the vagina. Think of it as just under the clitoris)


You do these things and you increase your chances!
I approve this advice!

Corbin, great job!
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Old 01-11-2013, 03:12 PM   #177 (permalink)
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I got me some!!!!!!! Jealous, ladies?
who was the lucky guy?
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Old 01-11-2013, 03:17 PM   #178 (permalink)
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No. But she did orgasm before I did. And she's a squirter.
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Old 01-11-2013, 04:53 PM   #179 (permalink)
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I just found this thread and love it. I have nothing worthwhile to contribute though.
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Old 01-11-2013, 05:05 PM   #180 (permalink)
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I just found this thread and love it. I have nothing worthwhile to contribute though.
If that was the standard I would never get to post.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:10 PM   #181 (permalink)
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Actually I watched a video by Nina Hartley when I was about 16. After that it was trial and error. Every girl is different but if you do those things you should increase your chances. Of course, there are some girls that cannot or don't allow themselves to let go due to psychological reasons, but like I said, the above should at least get you close.....actually should get her close.
Nina Hartley? Sweet baby Jeebus! I have not seen that name for years. That chick was a real pro.

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No. But she did orgasm before I did. And she's a squirter.
If I ever have the pleasure of meeting her, I promise not to call her a Super Soaker.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:16 PM   #182 (permalink)
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Nina Hartley? Sweet baby Jeebus! I have not seen that name for years. That chick was a real pro.



If I ever have the pleasure of meeting her, I promise not to call her a Super Soaker.
She's still around and still brings something to the spank bank.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:40 PM   #183 (permalink)
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She's still around and still brings something to the spank bank.
Elder porn!!!!!
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:06 AM   #184 (permalink)
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So, if my math is right, this is like 3 times in 9 months? Dude, we gotta get you some help! Man was not meant to live without the pooty for that long.

Ever thought of taking her to a hotel for the night? Just surprise her, take her out, maybe have some lingerie in the room. You'll get more in one night than you did in all of 2012!
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:28 AM   #185 (permalink)
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been married for almost 7 years, my wife hunts, fishes, and opens wax with me.......we go on a date weekly and go on family dates with the 2 boys weekly...
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:52 AM   #186 (permalink)
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I'm just glad I'm not the only one. I'm damn near giddy because I get to "bump" this
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:56 AM   #187 (permalink)
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reading all this has made me miss my wife so much. shes in london right now with her company..... i get to pick her up tomorrow though
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Bom chicka wah wah!!
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Old 03-22-2013, 06:49 PM   #189 (permalink)
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Bom chicka wah wah!!
Congratulations!

Serious question: When did you see the decline in brown chicken brown cow? After how many years of marriage. Or was there something that happened? Like did the prosthetic penis you had crazy glued to your member finally fall off? And by prosthetic I mean Vienna Sausage.
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Old 03-22-2013, 06:52 PM   #190 (permalink)
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Congratulations!

Serious question: When did you see the decline in brown chicken brown cow? After how many years of marriage. Or was there something that happened? Like did the prosthetic penis you had crazy glued to your member finally fall off? And by prosthetic I mean Vienna Sausage.
The day I said I do. I think we're at a point that it might be picking up again though. The future looks promising.
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Old 03-22-2013, 06:56 PM   #191 (permalink)
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The day I said I do. I think we're at a point that it might be picking up again though. The future looks promising.
Really? Once you got married? I've always been told there's a decrease after the first year or after kids come along. I'm going to get into your business now.



How long were you guys dating/engaged before you got married? How old were you when you got married?
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Old 03-22-2013, 07:05 PM   #192 (permalink)
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Really? Once you got married? I've always been told there's a decrease after the first year or after kids come along. I'm going to get into your business now.



How long were you guys dating/engaged before you got married? How old were you when you got married?
We met September 27th, 2001, first date was May 5th 2002, I proposed July 31st 2003, we got married October 16th 2005. When we got married I was 28 and she was 33.
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Funny stuff!! Like a few of you guys I must have missed this the first time. I've been married almost 30 years and except for after the births of my 2 kids, I have never gone more than 3-4 days without getting some (minus hunting, golf and fishing vacations) Wife is starting menopause now and I am getting it almost every morning and every night, its like she is 21 again. This has been going on, non stop, for the last 3-4 months. Not sure what happens once she is in full blown menopause but life is good right now.
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We met September 27th, 2001, first date was May 5th 2002, I proposed July 31st 2003, we got married October 16th 2005. When we got married I was 28 and she was 33.
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Old 03-22-2013, 08:55 PM   #195 (permalink)
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The day I said I do. I think we're at a point that it might be picking up again though. The future looks promising.
May your future be quite bright My woman still wants me just as much as she did during our courting days.....which is not at all
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It would seem as though GQ magazine comes more regularly then good old Corbin does
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Old 05-01-2013, 12:49 PM   #197 (permalink)
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Man, I hope to make sex with a lady some day. It sounds exhilarating.
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Old 05-01-2013, 12:51 PM   #198 (permalink)
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It would seem as though GQ magazine comes more regularly then good old Corbin does
That's not true. We all know that Corbin beats his meat everychance he gets. He's probably doing it right now.
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we just went to spring training this year ( ive been over hte years a lot to Rangers cubs ect) but she never wanted to go drug her this time and she liked it so now we have made it a monthly thing to go see the diamondbacks loose and works out pretty good and the all you can munch seats rock, and the post game is pretty good 2
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I'm afraid of getting married because of this...

I'm 20 though, so I don't have to worry about that just yet!!
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