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Old 04-30-2012, 10:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Real World Blowout Cards Edition Season 3

ilovethelakings “This is the true story“
harryhudini “of eight strangers“
Cactuspies “picked to live in a house“
37Jetson “work together and have their lives taped“
JamiMadrox “to find out what happens”
u_want_my_cards “when people stop being polite“
HaystaK760 “and start getting real“
Nodie27 “The Real World.”

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CaptainBohica - "Alright bitches I'm the producer this season and I'm sending you all to a haunted house for this season."

ilovethelakings - "Hey, this is the same house we were in last season."
Cactuspies - "Oh god, that is the infamous FrogsrGreat sex room. This truely is a house of horrors."
Nodie27 - "And my god they never cleaned it out after her last orgy."
u_want_my_cards - *vomits*

JamiMadrox - "Guys I just saw the ghost of Nuggetsman28 in the attic."
37Jetson - "Nuggetsman28 isn't dead. He's out back taking a crap in your suitcase, you know, for old times sake."

Just then the lights go out and a ghostly voice says "All yee who enter the house of the great frog lover will never leave STD free."
HaystaK760 - "My god man, what have I gotten myself into?"
harryhudini - "Whatever, like another STD is going to kill me."

CaptainBohica - "All of you must venture into the sex room of FrogsrGreat and perform a seance, freeing the room of her spirit. Then mop the room up, it stinks a hobo's underpants in there."

HaystaK760 - "If I'm going in that room, I'm gonna need to be drunk."
ilovethelakings - "That's what everyone said the last time the room was in use as a sex room."
Cactuspies - "Actually I think what most of them said was, please the cuffs are hurting me."

JamiMadrox - "I gotta prepare myself for this, where's the bathroom?"
JamiMadrox knocks on the closed door believed to be the bathroom.
Lemur01 - "I'm still in here from last season. The room now has it's own atmosphere."
JamiMadrox - "Well, looks like I'm peeing in the sink again."
Nodie27 - "You've done that before?"
JamiMadrox - "Remember the last time you had me over for dinner?"
Nodie27 - "But you never left the kitchen?"
JamiMadrox - "No, I didn't."
Nodie27 - *vomits*

37Jetson - "Alright guys, the faster we get this room cleaned out, the safer this environment is going to be."
harryhudini - "I think we should hold off until tommorrow. I'm not going in there without enough bleach to kill a moose."
37Jetson - "Fair enough. Everyone prepare yourselfs tonight because next time we are all together, we shall look death right in the face, and try to avoid contracting cold sores from it."

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Old 04-30-2012, 11:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You have too much time on your hands.....
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This must take you a lot of time to come up with. Thanks! This is going to help pass the time at work
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My friend is actually on the Real World right now in the Virgin Islands filming lol. Great post BTW.
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Sweet! A haunted house and possible venereal disease.
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Sweet! A haunted house and possible venereal disease.
Isn't that pretty much your life now? Only difference is that that there are other people in the house with you here.
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Isn't that pretty much your life now? Only difference is that that there are other people in the house with you here.
Funny thing is I'm actually starting to believe my home is haunted. Long story, but some strange crap has been happening around here.
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Funny thing is I'm actually starting to believe my home is haunted. Long story, but some strange crap has been happening around here.
I got to hear this story....the forum is yours sir, proceed...
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I got to hear this story....the forum is yours sir, proceed...
Over the last few nights, odd stuff has happened to my wife. For example, last night she felt something tap her arm three times while we were in bed. She turned to me, and asked me what I wanted. I told her nothing, and she asked then why did I tapped her on the arm. Because of that, I had a hard time getting to sleep because I knew I didn't touch her, and she knew it wasn't a muscle spasm or something like that. I've gotta admit that it kind of scared me. Then a few days ago, just as my wife, while in bed again, heard someone whisper something in her ear. Nobody was with her at the time and it freaked her the heck out. There have also been the odd sound here and there over the past few months, so I dunno. Just creepy....really creepy.
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Over the last few nights, odd stuff has happened to my wife. For example, last night she felt something tap her arm three times while we were in bed. She turned to me, and asked me what I wanted. I told her nothing, and she asked then why did I tapped her on the arm. Because of that, I had a hard time getting to sleep because I knew I didn't touch her, and she knew it wasn't a muscle spasm or something like that. I've gotta admit that it kind of scared me. Then a few days ago, just as my wife, while in bed again, heard someone whisper something in her ear. Nobody was with her at the time and it freaked her the heck out. There have also been the odd sound here and there over the past few months, so I dunno. Just creepy....really creepy.
I would be outta there so fast.
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Over the last few nights, odd stuff has happened to my wife. For example, last night she felt something tap her arm three times while we were in bed. She turned to me, and asked me what I wanted. I told her nothing, and she asked then why did I tapped her on the arm. Because of that, I had a hard time getting to sleep because I knew I didn't touch her, and she knew it wasn't a muscle spasm or something like that. I've gotta admit that it kind of scared me. Then a few days ago, just as my wife, while in bed again, heard someone whisper something in her ear. Nobody was with her at the time and it freaked her the heck out. There have also been the odd sound here and there over the past few months, so I dunno. Just creepy....really creepy.
Good god man, pull your skirt up and be a man. There is no such thing as ghosts.
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Good god man, pull your skirt up and be a man. There is no such thing as ghosts.
But the Boogeyman exists!
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ilovethelakings “This is the true story“
harryhudini “of eight strangers“
Cactuspies “picked to live in a house“
37Jetson “work together and have their lives taped“
JamiMadrox “to find out what happens”
u_want_my_cards “when people stop being polite“
HaystaK760 “and start getting real“
Nodie27 “The Real World.”

A crack of thunder, a flash of lightning. The lights go out. The entire cast gathers at the entrance. Unfortunately between them all they only have 2 flashlights. One held by Nodie27, and the other by 37Jetson.

ilovethelakings - "We need to head on over into the sex room and get this exorcism over with so we can actually enjoy this place."
harryhudini - "We're right behind you."

They make their way over and slowly open the door. Creeeeeeeek.

A bright flash of light swims over them all and overhead they see the ghosts of all the douchebags past fly over them all. benmoss, nuggetsman27, frogsrgreat, Boetie, rabbit, nwowolfpack, pack, and several people who ripped off secret santa amongst them.

Cactuspies cell phone rings. It's CBO.

CaptainBOHICA -"You let the ghosts out! Now you gotta round em all up, and send them to hell where they won't bother me again."


u_want_my_cards - "So now we're ghost busters? I don't know how to bust a ghost."
JamiMadrox - "I's scared of ghosts"
37Jetson - "I know how to handle this. Each ghost needs to be banned by a MOD from this house. And I know 2 douchebusters who are experts in this field."
HaystaK760 - "You don't mean......?"
37Jetson - "That's right, I'm calling Iluvfish2, and pskell02. They are the 2 best douchebusters I know."

ilovethelakings - "I feel a song coming on....."

Douchebusters!

If there's pack searching
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call? - Douchebusters!
If there's weird trade
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call? - Douchebusters!

I ain't afraid of no douche
I ain't afraid of no douche

If there are scheming things
running through your head
Who can you call? - Douchebusters!
An invisible man
peeing in your bed
Oh, who can you call? - Douchebusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call? - Douchebusters!
If you're all alone
pick up the phone
and call - Douchebusters!

I ain't afraid of no douche
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no douche
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call? - Douchebusters!
If you've had a dose
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You'd better call - Douchebusters!

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I ain't afraid of no douche
I ain't afraid of no douche

Don't get caught with no D.C.
Douchebusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call - Douchebusters!
Ow!

Who you gonna call? - Douchebusters!


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You Sir are getting a 10/10 on the doubront gold scale.

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You Sir are getting a 10/10 on the doubront gold scale.

Wow, Corbin...you've hit the big time. Emmy's next?
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Wow, Corbin...you've hit the big time. Emmy's next?
Why not go big time? I'm thinking Peabody award, or perhaps Nobel Prize.
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Why not go big time? I'm thinking Peabody award, or perhaps Nobel Prize.
How about World's Greatest Nephew award? It comes with a free foot rub from a weird uncle type of fellow.

By the way, love the Douchebusters song
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Over the last few nights, odd stuff has happened to my wife. For example, last night she felt something tap her arm three times while we were in bed. She turned to me, and asked me what I wanted. I told her nothing, and she asked then why did I tapped her on the arm. Because of that, I had a hard time getting to sleep because I knew I didn't touch her, and she knew it wasn't a muscle spasm or something like that. I've gotta admit that it kind of scared me. Then a few days ago, just as my wife, while in bed again, heard someone whisper something in her ear. Nobody was with her at the time and it freaked her the heck out. There have also been the odd sound here and there over the past few months, so I dunno. Just creepy....really creepy.
Sounds like she just has gas
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ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!!!!!! Loved every second of it. Kudos and thanks to you Corbin
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Wow, love the song.. laughing my ass off at work!
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ilovethelakings “This is the true story“
harryhudini “of eight strangers“
Cactuspies “picked to live in a house“
37Jetson “work together and have their lives taped“
JamiMadrox “to find out what happens”
u_want_my_cards “when people stop being polite“
HaystaK760 “and start getting real“
Nodie27 “The Real World.”

ilovethelakings - "I saw hog go into the closet over there, let's get him guys."
HaystaK760 - "Shouldn't we wait for the MODS to get here first?"
ilovethelakings - "Not with this one. This one didn't send me the freebies that I won. He's going down."

37Jetson opens the closet door.

37Jetson - "Ewww, he's jacking it. My god it's going to blow."
ilovethelakings - "He slimed me."

The door bell rings, and u_want_my_cards goes to answer it.
u_want_my_cards - "Who are you 2 guys? Where are Robert and Patrick?"
otmack2o - "They couldn't make it, they sent us instead."
KaraandMelliesDaddy - "Don't worry, we have MOD experience."
harryhudini - "Well, let's give this a shot then. You 2 gentlemen want to lead the way."

The group follows the 2 MODS into the basement where they see the ghost of BenMoss84 hanging up posters of Randy Moss in his underwear.

Cactuspies - "That's in, I'm gonna leave this to the professionals."

Cactuspies and several others run upstairs and close the door behind them leaving only the MODS, JamiMadrox, and Nodie27 behind.

After several moments the 4 remaining people open the door and join the others.
37Jetson - "What happened?"
JamiMadrox - "I need to leave to go be with my family."
Nodie27 - "Not everyone has the stomach for this sort of work."

KMD - "Alright, one down. Which ones next?"

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I've....been.....slimed.......

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ilovethelakings “This is the true story“
harryhudini “of eight strangers“
Cactuspies “picked to live in a house“
37Jetson “work together and have their lives taped“
JamiMadrox “to find out what happens”
u_want_my_cards “when people stop being polite“
HaystaK760 “and start getting real“
Nodie27 “The Real World.”

Nodie27 - I'm so glad we finally got rid of all the douchebags.
37Jetson - Me too, but I'm sure that there will be more to come as they always do.
harryhudini - It's a good thing we were all able to acquire these super powers that did.
Cactuspies - That's right. Without those we would never have been able to get rid of the Douchebags. I hope that the episode where that amazing transformation takes place is played over and over and never lost forever to never be told again.
JohnMabry47 - I know. It's a good thing I got here when I did and set everything into motion.
HaystaK760 - You're a true hero sir. The way you saved those kids from those unspeakable things threatening them. There are no words to describe it.

nyisle - I got here late and missed the whole thing with the superpowers.
BroncosFan#1 - Me too, what kind of super powers did you get again?

harryhudini - I received the power to see through solid objects. X-ray vision. I promise to only use it for good, and never for pack searching.
Cactuspies - me and u_want_my_cards got transformation powers. When we touch these 2 rings together I can transform into any form of water.
u_want_my_cards - and I can transform into any kind of animal. And I also have the power to make my username a pain in the ass to type.
Jamimadrox - I have the powers of the juggalo, which are very powerful and mysterious, and I will tell you no more.
37Jetson - I receive the power of mind control, but can only use it on the weak willed. I was very surprised at how many people it works on.
HaystaK760 - Super strength. Jealous?
Nodie27 - A huge wiener. I was born with this power. Jealous?

Cactuspies - and Ilovethelakings had the power absorbtion. We couldn't have defeated the douchebags without him, but unfortunately his power was also his undoing, and he died saving us all.

nyisle - Wow, that's amazing.
BroncosFan#1 - You're boring the #@#@#@#@ out of me. Isn't this season over yet, I need to be alone so I can flog my dolphin.

37Jetson - Cheers to Ilovethelakings and his sacrifices for the good of mankind.

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