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Old 05-02-2012, 06:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I am a member of another forum that has one of these, and it's freakin hilarious. I saw two posts today that made me think this board needs a thread like this. Here's how it works-

Post a quote from a member, can totally be just a small segment of what they are saying. Then afterwards, post the thread title the excerpt was taken from.

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I always thought you swallowed

I usually take a handful and put them on one side of my mouth and take them one by one to the other side!
- jbellis74's "Bacon Flavored Sunflower Seed" thread

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From that picture you posted, I'm guessing you like to eat tossed salads.......

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I wish. I've made one "tossed salad" in my entire life.

- REDSOX2011's "Who knows what this is?" thread




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Old 05-02-2012, 07:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I saw a member,a small segment was taken.
Who knows what this is?


Have at it!
Taken from this one. With lots of words cut out of the middle.
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That depends. What size shoe do you wear again?
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4 1/2 lol
-Dating your wife....

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Who woulda thunk it! Nick likes smoking sausages
-Official cookout, grilling, smoking and BBQ thread

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Right there with you... really want a smoker
-Official cookout, grilling, smoking and BBQ thread

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wet a big spot on the ground and put sugar on the wet ground. Then put a huge rock over it. This usually Brings out a few overnight
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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chipmaster: "I am a member of... the curb hookers... I need Seed... Have at... me!..."
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I hate when I get sweaty at work and then I feel moist the whole rest of the day.

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Old 05-02-2012, 10:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That's me behind Michael lol.
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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it worked last night @ 2 am
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Bump for a great thread
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I can't believe this doesn't have more stuff
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:03 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Awwww man....I thought Chippy was back, but it was just a bump. Where has he been?
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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93% of all posts made my a member south of the Mason-Dixon line are taken out of context according to him
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Old 12-03-2012, 09:47 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Awwww man....I thought Chippy was back, but it was just a bump. Where has he been?
Exactly what I was thinking entering this thread.
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So in order to be about race, race has to be brought up? Interesting.

Also under the definition of racism, including the position of power, minorities can't be racist.

Tough pill to swallow white folks. Take it in baby steps.
Oh wait, that wasn't taken out of context. sorry!
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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weighed a good 20 lbs for a 14-15 inch thing.
From what is Internet??? thread.
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Been this was for a while.
Your package has to be 3/4 of an inch thick...
Edited from the F*** the Post Office thread
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"I have to say I truly enjoyed watching a young go hard such as yourself "

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You should be getting mine sometime tomorrow...two words...banana hammock
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A guy I know on a different forum said this in response to saying that Reese Havens (Mets propsect) looks stiff when at-bat, and he's finished as a professional athlete.

"In my experience, those who are stiff aren't finished."
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I would be in for an 8 way, thanks
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God intended for you to be naked, sir.
Napkins or Paper Towels? thread
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NFL Players That Rub You The Wrong Way....For No Real Reason.

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I had to do it once. I then stuck my finger way back in my mouth. I didn't gag, if you wanted to know.
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